"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Swine flu and girls..............

trent81

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So I'm trying to lighten things up a bit, I have read many threads on here and frankly, some of them make me want to fill the bathtub right now with some ice and start cutting. I can't believe how some of you can be sad about never having a girlfriend. Guess what fuvkers? There are kids your age being blown up in Afghanistan who will NEVER hold a woman's hand or ever did. So stop crying and go date some fat chicks to get your confidence up. Then you can get the hot ones. I didn't get to fuvk hot girls just because I was good looking, I had to practice, learn to eat pusvsy, learn to find the ****t learn to talk to a chick, learn to date (still learning), learn to do anal with a chick, learn to fuvk a woman while her dad was watching tv, you think I learned this stuff from HB10's? So if you think you are ugly, or fat, or whatever, go date people that look like you, untill you get in better shape or something. If you are not rich, don't try to take a chick out to steak dinner. Take her to drinks.

Now, back to the post............ If a chick was drop dead gorgeous, and you knew she had swine flu, in fact, she was quarantined......Would you fuvk her in her quarantined dorm? Now, some say swine flu? Yeah whatever, but keep in mind, everybody reacts different to influenza. Would you exchange fluids? This is a tricky question; this virus is scary because it's new, so who knows, you could die, right away............What would you do? Especially you college kids........

One time I was eating this chicks puvsy and she had bronchitis, fuking **** coughed on me. I hit her over the back of the head with a lamp shade, sure enough, I had bronchitis the next day. I beat the fuvk out of her........
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Trent,

With the girls you go after, swine flu would be the least of my disease worries.
 

Julian

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Swine flu? Come an get me.
 

Kal0051

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I wouldn't risk getting sick just for some pvssy. I never get sick and even I wouldn't risk it.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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