Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Swine flu and girls..............

trent81

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So I'm trying to lighten things up a bit, I have read many threads on here and frankly, some of them make me want to fill the bathtub right now with some ice and start cutting. I can't believe how some of you can be sad about never having a girlfriend. Guess what fuvkers? There are kids your age being blown up in Afghanistan who will NEVER hold a woman's hand or ever did. So stop crying and go date some fat chicks to get your confidence up. Then you can get the hot ones. I didn't get to fuvk hot girls just because I was good looking, I had to practice, learn to eat pusvsy, learn to find the ****t learn to talk to a chick, learn to date (still learning), learn to do anal with a chick, learn to fuvk a woman while her dad was watching tv, you think I learned this stuff from HB10's? So if you think you are ugly, or fat, or whatever, go date people that look like you, untill you get in better shape or something. If you are not rich, don't try to take a chick out to steak dinner. Take her to drinks.

Now, back to the post............ If a chick was drop dead gorgeous, and you knew she had swine flu, in fact, she was quarantined......Would you fuvk her in her quarantined dorm? Now, some say swine flu? Yeah whatever, but keep in mind, everybody reacts different to influenza. Would you exchange fluids? This is a tricky question; this virus is scary because it's new, so who knows, you could die, right away............What would you do? Especially you college kids........

One time I was eating this chicks puvsy and she had bronchitis, fuking **** coughed on me. I hit her over the back of the head with a lamp shade, sure enough, I had bronchitis the next day. I beat the fuvk out of her........
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Trent,

With the girls you go after, swine flu would be the least of my disease worries.
 

Julian

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Swine flu? Come an get me.
 

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I wouldn't risk getting sick just for some pvssy. I never get sick and even I wouldn't risk it.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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