So I'm trying to lighten things up a bit, I have read many threads on here and frankly, some of them make me want to fill the bathtub right now with some ice and start cutting. I can't believe how some of you can be sad about never having a girlfriend. Guess what fuvkers? There are kids your age being blown up in Afghanistan who will NEVER hold a woman's hand or ever did. So stop crying and go date some fat chicks to get your confidence up. Then you can get the hot ones. I didn't get to fuvk hot girls just because I was good looking, I had to practice, learn to eat pusvsy, learn to find the ****t learn to talk to a chick, learn to date (still learning), learn to do anal with a chick, learn to fuvk a woman while her dad was watching tv, you think I learned this stuff from HB10's? So if you think you are ugly, or fat, or whatever, go date people that look like you, untill you get in better shape or something. If you are not rich, don't try to take a chick out to steak dinner. Take her to drinks.
Now, back to the post............ If a chick was drop dead gorgeous, and you knew she had swine flu, in fact, she was quarantined......Would you fuvk her in her quarantined dorm? Now, some say swine flu? Yeah whatever, but keep in mind, everybody reacts different to influenza. Would you exchange fluids? This is a tricky question; this virus is scary because it's new, so who knows, you could die, right away............What would you do? Especially you college kids........
One time I was eating this chicks puvsy and she had bronchitis, fuking **** coughed on me. I hit her over the back of the head with a lamp shade, sure enough, I had bronchitis the next day. I beat the fuvk out of her........
Now, back to the post............ If a chick was drop dead gorgeous, and you knew she had swine flu, in fact, she was quarantined......Would you fuvk her in her quarantined dorm? Now, some say swine flu? Yeah whatever, but keep in mind, everybody reacts different to influenza. Would you exchange fluids? This is a tricky question; this virus is scary because it's new, so who knows, you could die, right away............What would you do? Especially you college kids........
One time I was eating this chicks puvsy and she had bronchitis, fuking **** coughed on me. I hit her over the back of the head with a lamp shade, sure enough, I had bronchitis the next day. I beat the fuvk out of her........