"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Swine flu and girls..............

trent81

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So I'm trying to lighten things up a bit, I have read many threads on here and frankly, some of them make me want to fill the bathtub right now with some ice and start cutting. I can't believe how some of you can be sad about never having a girlfriend. Guess what fuvkers? There are kids your age being blown up in Afghanistan who will NEVER hold a woman's hand or ever did. So stop crying and go date some fat chicks to get your confidence up. Then you can get the hot ones. I didn't get to fuvk hot girls just because I was good looking, I had to practice, learn to eat pusvsy, learn to find the ****t learn to talk to a chick, learn to date (still learning), learn to do anal with a chick, learn to fuvk a woman while her dad was watching tv, you think I learned this stuff from HB10's? So if you think you are ugly, or fat, or whatever, go date people that look like you, untill you get in better shape or something. If you are not rich, don't try to take a chick out to steak dinner. Take her to drinks.

Now, back to the post............ If a chick was drop dead gorgeous, and you knew she had swine flu, in fact, she was quarantined......Would you fuvk her in her quarantined dorm? Now, some say swine flu? Yeah whatever, but keep in mind, everybody reacts different to influenza. Would you exchange fluids? This is a tricky question; this virus is scary because it's new, so who knows, you could die, right away............What would you do? Especially you college kids........

One time I was eating this chicks puvsy and she had bronchitis, fuking **** coughed on me. I hit her over the back of the head with a lamp shade, sure enough, I had bronchitis the next day. I beat the fuvk out of her........
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Trent,

With the girls you go after, swine flu would be the least of my disease worries.
 

Julian

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Swine flu? Come an get me.
 

Kal0051

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I wouldn't risk getting sick just for some pvssy. I never get sick and even I wouldn't risk it.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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