Surefire opener for random approaches. Thank me later.

[9Volt]

"Would you care to call security before or after I harass you?"



You're welcome.

 

[Urbanyst]

No.. the best pick up line is: "You're a 9 out of 10 and I'm the 1 you need".

 

[9Volt]

I promise I'm not a serial killer. Id love to take you out to dinner for liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

 

[WanderingMan]

You: Hi there, real quick, can I get your opinion on something?
Her: Sure
You: What do you think of....my penis? (pull out penis at that point, and show it to her)

 

[3agle 3yes]

In a club or other public place.

"My girlfriend thinks you're really hot."

And

"That girl over there (points to random woman) keeps harassing me. Do you mind if we pretend to have a conversation?"

 

[Von]

No.. the best pick up line is: "You're a 9 out of 10 and I'm the 1 you need".

Seriously gonna try that

 

[Glassguy]

You: Do you like duck sausage?
Her: I've never had it.
You: Why dont you duck down and get this sausage.

 

[JohnChops]

"my God you're easily 11/10, and 2/10 without the makeup"

 

[9Volt]

What's up their sweet t1ts? I have the most rep points in So Suave.com history. Don't try to act like you aren't impressed.


Who lies more in an effort to get in your drawers? Alphas or Betas?