"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Surefire opener for random approaches. Thank me later.

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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No.. the best pick up line is: "You're a 9 out of 10 and I'm the 1 you need".
 

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I promise I'm not a serial killer. Id love to take you out to dinner for liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
 

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You: Hi there, real quick, can I get your opinion on something?
Her: Sure
You: What do you think of....my penis? (pull out penis at that point, and show it to her)
 

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In a club or other public place.

"My girlfriend thinks you're really hot."

And

"That girl over there (points to random woman) keeps harassing me. Do you mind if we pretend to have a conversation?"
 
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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You: Do you like duck sausage?
Her: I've never had it.
You: Why dont you duck down and get this sausage.
 

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What's up their sweet t1ts? I have the most rep points in So Suave.com history. Don't try to act like you aren't impressed. ;)


Who lies more in an effort to get in your drawers? Alphas or Betas?
 
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