"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Surefire opener for random approaches. Thank me later.

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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No.. the best pick up line is: "You're a 9 out of 10 and I'm the 1 you need".
 

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I promise I'm not a serial killer. Id love to take you out to dinner for liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
 

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You: Hi there, real quick, can I get your opinion on something?
Her: Sure
You: What do you think of....my penis? (pull out penis at that point, and show it to her)
 

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In a club or other public place.

"My girlfriend thinks you're really hot."

And

"That girl over there (points to random woman) keeps harassing me. Do you mind if we pretend to have a conversation?"
 
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

Read more...

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You: Do you like duck sausage?
Her: I've never had it.
You: Why dont you duck down and get this sausage.
 

9Volt

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What's up their sweet t1ts? I have the most rep points in So Suave.com history. Don't try to act like you aren't impressed. ;)


Who lies more in an effort to get in your drawers? Alphas or Betas?
 
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