"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Superbowl 2015
- Thread starter Darth
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
speed dawg
Master Don Juan
Ha, funny enough, this has what TV has ultimately come to for me, just laughing at the terribleness of it all. They are marketing HARD to the female population. I will probably watch the Super Bowl and drink some lite beer while I do, making me a hypocrite, but oh well, it's literally the only NFL game I have seen this year. I'm sure Katy Perry will make an ass out of herself at half-time too.Espi said:
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
I think what ruined it for me is that the NFL is TOO available 24x7 365 now for 2 weeks straight it's super bowl super bowl super bowl and i just do not care. i don't care about the ads, i don't' care about the teams.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Me too. I haven't watched any NFL games this year. I sold my TV to my dad when I realized I had not turned it on in over a year.
I watch a little UFC, and I still watch baseball when the Cardinals are good, which is just about every season. It must be like being a Patriots fan.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
Plot twist,; Lol now son wants to watch super bowl WL so I will probably end up watching
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Darth said:
I'm from N.E. too, :rockon: I live in TX now, been here 12yrs.
That was one hell of a game! Seahawks blew it, Go Patriots!
