"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Well it's almost summer time and I feel I haven't made much progress this year. Yes I've grew some balls, but I haven't really had any success.

The point, is I'm fed up of ****ing life passing me by and I'm not doing **** to help my situation. My parents don't let me go out much cause my grades aren't that good. I don't have a job and I have almost no money. I haven't had a girlfriend in 2 years.

It doesn't help that I go to a private school and there aren't that many hot girls. The parties and school dances are ****... Don't even get me started. I have 0 female friends. I'm sick and tired of beating my meat.

I live in small town and at night there's always girls hanging around, so I can go there, but my parents would never let me out that late (unless I sneak out :cool:, I will probably end up doing it).

Anyways, I want to make this summer the best one of my life. I want to get A DAMN JOB, TALK TO GIRLS, GET A GIRLFRIEND, GET SOME FEMALE FRIENDS AND GROW SOME BALLS.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Idk what your getting at here...
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Just a guess but I'm thinkin he wants some advice here >.>

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It probably isnt a great idea to start out in a small town because everyone will know you and if you do one thing wrong to a girl...none of em will lay you and all will hate you....I made that mistake...My advice would be, go stay with a friend or cousin in a different place and have fun with the girls there...that way there isnt any chance of drama following you back to school after summer....
 
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sounds like your parents have backed you into a corner. You dont really have a choice if you cant reason with them some. Start sneaking out and having a good time. Hopefully its not hard to leave the house undetected.

As for a job I would say become a lifeguard. You have to take classes but its really a great job. A thousand times better than fast food or something. Get a job that is outdoors, landscaping is another good one.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Was just looking for some opinions and perhaps inspire some people...

john paul said:
sounds like your parents have backed you into a corner. You dont really have a choice if you cant reason with them some. Start sneaking out and having a good time. Hopefully its not hard to leave the house undetected.

As for a job I would say become a lifeguard. You have to take classes but its really a great job. A thousand times better than fast food or something. Get a job that is outdoors, landscaping is another good one.
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It's really easy to leave the house undetected :D. Lol I sneak down almost every night.

I do have a beach near my home, but I'm looking for full time job. I used to cut grass before, but no one in my neighbor hood needs it anymore. There's not much I can do outside unfortunately.
 
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