"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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suggestion for highschool forum

xomel

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Delete more threads. Useless threads that are about casual highschool drama. The kind of threads that waste the precious sosuave.net bandwidth. Its just really annoying, I dont really like posting in the highschool section even though I'm in highschool just because of all the drama. Its like the last thing a DJ should be reading.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Delete useless threads...

like this one?
 

Vincent

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Its not even really a suggestion though. Its kinda a rant :\
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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xomel

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This site is about advice for dating and meeting girls not advice for everything in life in all subjects. I just think the mods and admins need to crack down on drama posts that no one can learn from and serve no purpose.
 

Microphone Fiend

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Originally posted by xomel
This site is about advice for dating and meeting girls not advice for everything in life in all subjects. I just think the mods and admins need to crack down on drama posts that no one can learn from and serve no purpose.
That's all HS is pretty much, drama. Why doy you care about the site's appearance? You know that you can always read the bible or log off and do something instead of ranting about nothingh
 

oakraiderz2

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Originally posted by Porky
Delete useless threads...

like this one?
HAHAHA, get em boy...
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Spoiled is making fun of you
thats cute.:D
 

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Wait...Guys...We forgot one:

"You got SERRRRVED"

Should about take care of em :p
 

The Antichrist_Star

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Owned?

Bitched?

Punk'D?

:)
 

Vincent

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Originally posted by baseballDJ
Spoiled is making fun of you
thats cute.:D
HAHAHA that made me laugh so hard. Thats the ultimate burn.
 

oakraiderz2

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Originally posted by CableLight
Wait...Guys...We forgot one:

"You got SERRRRVED"

Should about take care of em :p
Checkmat3!!!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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