Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Sucking d!ck and eating pvssy leading cause of throat cancer...

BackInTheGame78

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Apparently there is an epidemic going of throat cancer caused by women sucking d!cks or men eating pvssy...

If a person has done this with 6 or more people they are 8.5x more likely to get throat cancer...

I guess Ice Cube was right on "Check Yo Self" that Big D's in your mouth is bad for your health...

 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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It's not the sucking and eating per se, it's doing it with 6+ people, according to statistics. That suggests it's the risk prone lifestyle (combination of poor nutrition, alcohol and drugs) of those people that activate the dormant HPV that most of us have and then it leads to cancer. I bet the statistics would show those engaging in oral sex with 6+ people die of violent death at a higher rate than general population.
 

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That statistic probably doesn't highlight the majority of that is from bisexual/ homosexual relationships [who are the large bulk of cross contamination]. D*cks that been up asses is not exactly a healthy thing to carry around.
 

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Michael Douglas had some personal experience with that :

Michael Douglas – of Basic Instinct fame – has recently spoken out about his throat cancer and its cause: cunnilingus. Douglas’s cancer was triggered by HPV (the Human Papilloma Virus), which is the most common sexually transmitted virus in the UK, and can be transmitted through performing oral sex.
Diagnosed in August 2010 after a walnut-sized tumour was found on his tongue, the actor had been suffering many months of oral discomfort.

https://www.better2know.co.uk/blog/michael-douglas-and-hpv/#:~:text=Douglas's%20cancer%20was%20triggered%20by,many%20months%20of%20oral%20discomfort.
 

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That statistic probably doesn't highlight the majority of that is from bisexual/ homosexual relationships [who are the large bulk of cross contamination]. D*cks that been up asses is not exactly a healthy thing to carry around.
Lots of gay dudes have probably sucked a thousand d1cks, lol.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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8.5 times more likely sure sounds like a lot, but it's still extremely low chance when the baseline is such a low chance. There's also other more serious risk factors like tobacco usage.

Calling this an epidemic is a fvcking joke, you got click baited.
 

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You gotta die from something. Might as well be from something you enjoyed. Minus the sucking dihk part. :) I've never lived my life in fear. That's not living to me. But I'm a risk taker and not everyone is and that's ok.
 

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Escortcells beware of daty. That is sick anyway.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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