"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Stupid, stupid b1tch....

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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02hero said:
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.....
Let's see, cough up some money and BUY the tickets, or, put your husband, the father of your child, through hell needlessly.

Problem is, however, with chumps on the air PROMOTING this sort of behavior ("you have to get him to stay with the illegitimate child/I love you anyway"), there isn't likely to be any change in attitude with women.

I am more disappointed with the radio hosts who thought abusing your significant other was something to be rewarded.

Never reward garbage behavior.
 

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it's a put on. they both are play ACTING. it's a made up story and they are each Playing their parts. it's freaking entertainment.
 

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The husband, the wife, the radio hosts...

All garbage.

All of them.

The end.
 

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By the end of the tape, the wife calls him disgusting. Yet she was perfectly willing and able to lie to the man she supposedly loves and put him through some real serious grief, just to obtain some free concert tickets. She doesn't see what she does as disgusting.

He probably cheated on her because she's apparently a loveless b*tch, not that I condone what he did.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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2.0 said:
How can you tell?

I want it to be a put on....

because that's what they do. It's a set up. And it even sounds fake to me. The "wife and the husband" who are probably not married, are improvising and riffing.
 
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