"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Stupid, stupid b1tch....
- Thread starter 02hero
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Vulpine
Master Don Juan
Let's see, cough up some money and BUY the tickets, or, put your husband, the father of your child, through hell needlessly.02hero said:
Problem is, however, with chumps on the air PROMOTING this sort of behavior ("you have to get him to stay with the illegitimate child/I love you anyway"), there isn't likely to be any change in attitude with women.
I am more disappointed with the radio hosts who thought abusing your significant other was something to be rewarded.
Never reward garbage behavior.
KontrollerX
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The husband, the wife, the radio hosts...
All garbage.
All of them.
The end.
All garbage.
All of them.
The end.
By the end of the tape, the wife calls him disgusting. Yet she was perfectly willing and able to lie to the man she supposedly loves and put him through some real serious grief, just to obtain some free concert tickets. She doesn't see what she does as disgusting.
He probably cheated on her because she's apparently a loveless b*tch, not that I condone what he did.
He probably cheated on her because she's apparently a loveless b*tch, not that I condone what he did.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
