"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Strangest convo of OLD thus far.
- Thread starter LimaBean
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
RichardTheFrog
Banned
And these are the guys who try to talk sh1t to me.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
LimaBean
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I don't even particularly like sleeping w/ mothers. Not a chance
You really think I'm going to smash? I said this ones for my enjoyment. It's a pregnant chick on tinder. Did it for the lul's
LimaBean
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We're all going to be okay
CMNILS87
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Lol baby names got a chuckle out of that. I doubt she's pregnant, just messing with you. Pregnant girls aren't on tinder. They got more **** to worry about bedsides getting laid
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
LimaBean
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Nope. Did some investigating, she is indeed pregnant.
I do like your optimism. I thought the same at first.
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BetterCallSaul
Master Don Juan
WTF do you mean? If she's definitely pregnant, I'd be tapping it like no tomorrow. Not like she can get MORE pregnant.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
BetterCallSaul
Master Don Juan
LMAO! The sh!t girls will write. "I dont know why I'm on here". Yes you do, you want to ride as many c*cks as possible before the kid gets here. This isn't hard to figure out. OP, hit it, hit it good, multiple creampies...hit it for all of us here.