"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Strangest convo of OLD thus far.
- Thread starter LimaBean
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
RichardTheFrog
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And these are the guys who try to talk sh1t to me.
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
LimaBean
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I don't even particularly like sleeping w/ mothers. Not a chance
You really think I'm going to smash? I said this ones for my enjoyment. It's a pregnant chick on tinder. Did it for the lul's
LimaBean
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We're all going to be okay
CMNILS87
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Lol baby names got a chuckle out of that. I doubt she's pregnant, just messing with you. Pregnant girls aren't on tinder. They got more **** to worry about bedsides getting laid
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
LimaBean
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Nope. Did some investigating, she is indeed pregnant.
I do like your optimism. I thought the same at first.
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BetterCallSaul
Master Don Juan
WTF do you mean? If she's definitely pregnant, I'd be tapping it like no tomorrow. Not like she can get MORE pregnant.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
BetterCallSaul
Master Don Juan
LMAO! The sh!t girls will write. "I dont know why I'm on here". Yes you do, you want to ride as many c*cks as possible before the kid gets here. This isn't hard to figure out. OP, hit it, hit it good, multiple creampies...hit it for all of us here.