"Blank Mind on Dates? She's Dropping Hints You Keep Missing"

The plates get cleared and the silence lands like a brick. You can feel her waiting. Your brain offers up your commute, your job, the weather — topics that have ended more second dates than bad breath.

Here's what most guys never learn: women hand out free conversational material all night long. Tiny clues about what they actually want to discuss. Catch them and you never run out of things to say — because she's telling you what to say next.

Rule 4 of the "22 Rules" trains your ear to catch every single one.

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Stories about dating weird chicks.

blitzin'

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Hey, a response I just made to the "What's the weirdest reason you ever got dumped" forum got me thinking. This chck I dated a long time ago was really weird. Broke up with me because she said," God wants me to spend more time with him". She didn't have a sense of humor, she was being serious. I just laughed about it after getting off the phone, and went and met someone new. She'd also have this tick where she'd just sit and stop in the middle of a sentence and stare off into space, then say God was talking to her. Anyway, any of you other guys dated a chick you thought was cool, only to find out later that she was really weird?:D
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Life-Trainee

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My close friend dated a mental artsy chick. Without medication she would roll her eyes and say crazy schit. Ironically, while ON medication she'd become a complete wacko. After some desperate actions from her side my friend dropped her. Although, he said he got the best sex ever from this chick.
 

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Originally posted by Life-Trainee
My close friend dated a mental artsy chick. Without medication she would roll her eyes and say crazy schit. Ironically, while ON medication she'd become a complete wacko. After some desperate actions from her side my friend dropped her. Although, he said he got the best sex ever from this chick.
Crazy chick= Crazy sex. This is true.
 

TyTe`EyEs

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I used to date this hoe who would cut herself when she got pissed at me. :eek:
 

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Originally posted by TyTe`EyEs
I used to date this hoe who would cut herself when she got pissed at me. :eek:
Now that's just freaky. Ah, but was the sex freaky...lol:D
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Kourt

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went on one date with a chic, then she asked me to drive from michigan to arizona with her, so she could visit her mom (I said no)
 
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