"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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protienpowder

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Everyone loves a good joke, right? We should sticky a jokes discussion with some good jokes to tell girls. All jokes are good evern corny ones, as long as their clever. I'll go first:

Whats brown and sticky?

A stick.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I wish my lawn was EMO so it would cut itself
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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when ronal-do.
I didn't get it either.
 

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MrS said:
when ronal-do.
I didn't get it either.
I think you got it. Grammatically right would be Ronal-does, but that's not his name. So, that's why it's just Ronaldo.
 

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You: Knock knock.
Listener: Who's there?
You: Interupting cow.
Listener: Interu--
You: Moo.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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This is a bad thread. I think I will contribute:

So, she's wearing some odd thing or you just want to make fun of her.

You: So, did you lose a bet with someone?
Her: No, why?
You: 'Cause I can't think why you'd leave the house wearing that.*

*You could also say "looking like that" or just "like that".
 

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shiningshadow said:
This is a bad thread. I think I will contribute:

So, she's wearing some odd thing or you just want to make fun of her.

You: So, did you lose a bet with someone?
Her: No, why?
You: 'Cause I can't think why you'd leave the house wearing that.*

*You could also say "looking like that" or just "like that".
That is an example of ****y and funny. This is a jokes' thread.
 

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Rocker said:
Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms
Dude, where did you hear that joke? I use that one all the time.

Do you also know these ones?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
cuz it was dead
Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree?
cuz it was stapled to the monkey
 

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Hate to spoil the party but I find that girls don't like jokes unless their drunk. The humor that gets girls going are impersinations, stories, and crazy observations. Basically things that occur in the normal flow of a converstation.

On the other hand it helps to have her tell you a joke as a way to establish your frame.

With that said if you can get a girl to laugh at a joke and touch you then thats a major IOI.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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NoNickname said:
That is an example of ****y and funny. This is a jokes' thread.
No that's ****y&insulting.
 

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^^Teasing would be a better description.

ON-TOPIC: I know a really good knock knock joke, but you have to start it.
 

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shiningshadow said:
^^Teasing would be a better description.

ON-TOPIC: I know a really good knock knock joke, but you have to start it.
That is no way teasing. Peoples appearances are a very delicate thing to comment on. It's much better to base the C&F upon yourself and make her appearance a positive thing while you are ****y. It's hard to do ****y funny when the other part is offended. She might laugh, but in her head she's kicking you in the groin. C&F should be fun for both of you and give you better connection.

Teasing is lighthearted play. Her confidence is probably tied up in her appearence pretty much as it is in most people. Tease her about stuff which her confidence doesn't take a hit from.

My suggestion is for you to read the bible, especially indy's post which gives examples of C&F under the Jerk Vs Nice Guy section before you ever post a similar example again.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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