"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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protienpowder

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Everyone loves a good joke, right? We should sticky a jokes discussion with some good jokes to tell girls. All jokes are good evern corny ones, as long as their clever. I'll go first:

Whats brown and sticky?

A stick.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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I wish my lawn was EMO so it would cut itself
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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when ronal-do.
I didn't get it either.
 

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MrS said:
when ronal-do.
I didn't get it either.
I think you got it. Grammatically right would be Ronal-does, but that's not his name. So, that's why it's just Ronaldo.
 

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You: Knock knock.
Listener: Who's there?
You: Interupting cow.
Listener: Interu--
You: Moo.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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This is a bad thread. I think I will contribute:

So, she's wearing some odd thing or you just want to make fun of her.

You: So, did you lose a bet with someone?
Her: No, why?
You: 'Cause I can't think why you'd leave the house wearing that.*

*You could also say "looking like that" or just "like that".
 

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shiningshadow said:
This is a bad thread. I think I will contribute:

So, she's wearing some odd thing or you just want to make fun of her.

You: So, did you lose a bet with someone?
Her: No, why?
You: 'Cause I can't think why you'd leave the house wearing that.*

*You could also say "looking like that" or just "like that".
That is an example of ****y and funny. This is a jokes' thread.
 

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Rocker said:
Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms
Dude, where did you hear that joke? I use that one all the time.

Do you also know these ones?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
cuz it was dead
Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree?
cuz it was stapled to the monkey
 

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Hate to spoil the party but I find that girls don't like jokes unless their drunk. The humor that gets girls going are impersinations, stories, and crazy observations. Basically things that occur in the normal flow of a converstation.

On the other hand it helps to have her tell you a joke as a way to establish your frame.

With that said if you can get a girl to laugh at a joke and touch you then thats a major IOI.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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NoNickname said:
That is an example of ****y and funny. This is a jokes' thread.
No that's ****y&insulting.
 

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^^Teasing would be a better description.

ON-TOPIC: I know a really good knock knock joke, but you have to start it.
 

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shiningshadow said:
^^Teasing would be a better description.

ON-TOPIC: I know a really good knock knock joke, but you have to start it.
That is no way teasing. Peoples appearances are a very delicate thing to comment on. It's much better to base the C&F upon yourself and make her appearance a positive thing while you are ****y. It's hard to do ****y funny when the other part is offended. She might laugh, but in her head she's kicking you in the groin. C&F should be fun for both of you and give you better connection.

Teasing is lighthearted play. Her confidence is probably tied up in her appearence pretty much as it is in most people. Tease her about stuff which her confidence doesn't take a hit from.

My suggestion is for you to read the bible, especially indy's post which gives examples of C&F under the Jerk Vs Nice Guy section before you ever post a similar example again.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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