"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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protienpowder

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Everyone loves a good joke, right? We should sticky a jokes discussion with some good jokes to tell girls. All jokes are good evern corny ones, as long as their clever. I'll go first:

Whats brown and sticky?

A stick.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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I wish my lawn was EMO so it would cut itself
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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when ronal-do.
I didn't get it either.
 

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MrS said:
when ronal-do.
I didn't get it either.
I think you got it. Grammatically right would be Ronal-does, but that's not his name. So, that's why it's just Ronaldo.
 

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You: Knock knock.
Listener: Who's there?
You: Interupting cow.
Listener: Interu--
You: Moo.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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This is a bad thread. I think I will contribute:

So, she's wearing some odd thing or you just want to make fun of her.

You: So, did you lose a bet with someone?
Her: No, why?
You: 'Cause I can't think why you'd leave the house wearing that.*

*You could also say "looking like that" or just "like that".
 

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shiningshadow said:
This is a bad thread. I think I will contribute:

So, she's wearing some odd thing or you just want to make fun of her.

You: So, did you lose a bet with someone?
Her: No, why?
You: 'Cause I can't think why you'd leave the house wearing that.*

*You could also say "looking like that" or just "like that".
That is an example of ****y and funny. This is a jokes' thread.
 

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Rocker said:
Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms
Dude, where did you hear that joke? I use that one all the time.

Do you also know these ones?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
cuz it was dead
Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree?
cuz it was stapled to the monkey
 

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Hate to spoil the party but I find that girls don't like jokes unless their drunk. The humor that gets girls going are impersinations, stories, and crazy observations. Basically things that occur in the normal flow of a converstation.

On the other hand it helps to have her tell you a joke as a way to establish your frame.

With that said if you can get a girl to laugh at a joke and touch you then thats a major IOI.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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NoNickname said:
That is an example of ****y and funny. This is a jokes' thread.
No that's ****y&insulting.
 

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^^Teasing would be a better description.

ON-TOPIC: I know a really good knock knock joke, but you have to start it.
 

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shiningshadow said:
^^Teasing would be a better description.

ON-TOPIC: I know a really good knock knock joke, but you have to start it.
That is no way teasing. Peoples appearances are a very delicate thing to comment on. It's much better to base the C&F upon yourself and make her appearance a positive thing while you are ****y. It's hard to do ****y funny when the other part is offended. She might laugh, but in her head she's kicking you in the groin. C&F should be fun for both of you and give you better connection.

Teasing is lighthearted play. Her confidence is probably tied up in her appearence pretty much as it is in most people. Tease her about stuff which her confidence doesn't take a hit from.

My suggestion is for you to read the bible, especially indy's post which gives examples of C&F under the Jerk Vs Nice Guy section before you ever post a similar example again.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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