"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Steve Harvey interview: The LONGEST dating requirements list!
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
MrWood
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zekko
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I love the contradicting ones - Must open doors for her and must pay on the first date (so she likes an old fashioned guy), but he can't get her flowers on the first date.
Then she wants a guy who is in shape, but he can't have six pack abs.
And can't be too skinny, but also can't be stronger than her. WTF?
And can't have a runner's physique, I don't know what her problem is there.
That woman comes across as seriously nuts.
MrWood
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making demands and wondering why she is single.
What can she offer but spitting out a kid and never loosing that weight? (look at her flabby upper arms!)
perfect for bigdave...
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
"Can't be stronger than her", WTF.... That sounds like a male saying his choice of female is she shouldn't be built better and shouldn't be stronger than him.
MatureDJ
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Sorry, but flabby arms like that means sub-5.
