RickTheToad
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You dudes have the watch this and Harvey's reaction.. BTW, how this thing can catch a dude is beyond me. She is U-G-L-Y in the face. I guess, maybe putting a bag over it helps, but IDK.
"Blank Mind on Dates? She's Dropping Hints You Keep Missing"
The plates get cleared and the silence lands like a brick. You can feel her waiting. Your brain offers up your commute, your job, the weather — topics that have ended more second dates than bad breath.
Here's what most guys never learn: women hand out free conversational material all night long. Tiny clues about what they actually want to discuss. Catch them and you never run out of things to say — because she's telling you what to say next.
Rule 4 of the "22 Rules" trains your ear to catch every single one.
Steve Harvey and today's (ugly) ladies
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
MrWood
Master Don Juan
She has midget man hands and very very FAT... a 30yo HB2
All she can get is the Lyft guy.
She was horny at a party, and had to tell/beg the Lyft guy, f*ck me... please.
She has so little confidence that she worries the Lyft guy wont want to be seen with her in public. *almost in tears
She deserves the Lyft guy.
Maybe the Lyft guy deserves her, probably... yea... Im sure.
All she can get is the Lyft guy.
She was horny at a party, and had to tell/beg the Lyft guy, f*ck me... please.
She has so little confidence that she worries the Lyft guy wont want to be seen with her in public. *almost in tears
She deserves the Lyft guy.
Maybe the Lyft guy deserves her, probably... yea... Im sure.
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RickTheToad
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She's no 2 dude. Aiming way high on that one. She's not even a buttaface.
MrWood
Master Don Juan
Hey, she kinda better than a 40yo snaggeltooth meth wh0re...
You cant have HB-, or did the scale change? heh
You cant have HB-, or did the scale change? heh
RickTheToad
Moderator
She ain't no HB. Heaven only knows what viruses and bacterium are living in her blood, salvia, vagina and anal locals.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
@RickTheToad I just about threw up in my mouth. Thanks man
zekko
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Yeah, I'm surprised most people are so focused on her looks (or lack thereof). The real story here seems to be she is a slvt, is proud of it and laughing about it like she thinks she is coming off as cool, and Harvey calls her on it.
RickTheToad
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All ladies are sl uts if you catch them on the right day and time...