RickTheToad
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You dudes have the watch this and Harvey's reaction.. BTW, how this thing can catch a dude is beyond me. She is U-G-L-Y in the face. I guess, maybe putting a bag over it helps, but IDK.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Steve Harvey and today's (ugly) ladies
- Thread starter RickTheToad
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
MrWood
Master Don Juan
She has midget man hands and very very FAT... a 30yo HB2
All she can get is the Lyft guy.
She was horny at a party, and had to tell/beg the Lyft guy, f*ck me... please.
She has so little confidence that she worries the Lyft guy wont want to be seen with her in public. *almost in tears
She deserves the Lyft guy.
Maybe the Lyft guy deserves her, probably... yea... Im sure.
All she can get is the Lyft guy.
She was horny at a party, and had to tell/beg the Lyft guy, f*ck me... please.
She has so little confidence that she worries the Lyft guy wont want to be seen with her in public. *almost in tears
She deserves the Lyft guy.
Maybe the Lyft guy deserves her, probably... yea... Im sure.
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RickTheToad
Moderator
She's no 2 dude. Aiming way high on that one. She's not even a buttaface.
MrWood
Master Don Juan
Hey, she kinda better than a 40yo snaggeltooth meth wh0re...
You cant have HB-, or did the scale change? heh
You cant have HB-, or did the scale change? heh
RickTheToad
Moderator
She ain't no HB. Heaven only knows what viruses and bacterium are living in her blood, salvia, vagina and anal locals.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
@RickTheToad I just about threw up in my mouth. Thanks man
zekko
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Yeah, I'm surprised most people are so focused on her looks (or lack thereof). The real story here seems to be she is a slvt, is proud of it and laughing about it like she thinks she is coming off as cool, and Harvey calls her on it.
RickTheToad
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All ladies are sl uts if you catch them on the right day and time...