RickTheToad
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You dudes have the watch this and Harvey's reaction.. BTW, how this thing can catch a dude is beyond me. She is U-G-L-Y in the face. I guess, maybe putting a bag over it helps, but IDK.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Steve Harvey and today's (ugly) ladies
- Thread starter RickTheToad
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
MrWood
Master Don Juan
She has midget man hands and very very FAT... a 30yo HB2
All she can get is the Lyft guy.
She was horny at a party, and had to tell/beg the Lyft guy, f*ck me... please.
She has so little confidence that she worries the Lyft guy wont want to be seen with her in public. *almost in tears
She deserves the Lyft guy.
Maybe the Lyft guy deserves her, probably... yea... Im sure.
All she can get is the Lyft guy.
She was horny at a party, and had to tell/beg the Lyft guy, f*ck me... please.
She has so little confidence that she worries the Lyft guy wont want to be seen with her in public. *almost in tears
She deserves the Lyft guy.
Maybe the Lyft guy deserves her, probably... yea... Im sure.
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RickTheToad
Moderator
She's no 2 dude. Aiming way high on that one. She's not even a buttaface.
MrWood
Master Don Juan
Hey, she kinda better than a 40yo snaggeltooth meth wh0re...
You cant have HB-, or did the scale change? heh
You cant have HB-, or did the scale change? heh
RickTheToad
Moderator
She ain't no HB. Heaven only knows what viruses and bacterium are living in her blood, salvia, vagina and anal locals.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
@RickTheToad I just about threw up in my mouth. Thanks man
zekko
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Yeah, I'm surprised most people are so focused on her looks (or lack thereof). The real story here seems to be she is a slvt, is proud of it and laughing about it like she thinks she is coming off as cool, and Harvey calls her on it.
RickTheToad
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All ladies are sl uts if you catch them on the right day and time...