"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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STDS, *******s, n condoms

mtllcanpssy

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Alright so i plan on getting some from a girl this weekend. Anyway i thought i was sure about this but now im not, can i get stds from her going down on me. Id appreciate yalls knowledge. And also, i tried out a trojan extended pleasure condom (which was to make me last longer with desensitizing stuff) n it didnt make me feel any different than as if i as without it. Long story short, i came pretty soon. Maybe i put it on the wrong side but i flipped it over a couple times to check if my **** was on the wrong side, lol, but it made no difference. Just wondering if ya'll have any experience with these condoms or any advice for me. I kno about the durex performaxs so maybe ill try go buy some of those n try em out. Nybody here got experience wth those ones? Thanks for all ya'lls advice.....peace
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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first of all yes u can get stds from oral like herpies for one bc if she gave head to a guy with herp. then she now has it in her mouth(not always but u know..also u can sometimes tell bc they get outbreaks like a bunch of coldsores...although some girls have coldsores that have nuthing to do with stds...)second of all if u used the comdon and then went and turned it inside out it does u no good.....
 

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Originally posted by kave
first of all yes u can get stds from oral like herpies for one bc if she gave head to a guy with herp. then she now has it in her mouth(not always but u know..also u can sometimes tell bc they get outbreaks like a bunch of coldsores...although some girls have coldsores that have nuthing to do with stds...)second of all if u used the comdon and then went and turned it inside out it does u no good.....
Oral herpes and genital herpes are 2 different things that DON'T mix. Therefore, let me inform you that 80% of the world's population has oral herpes and you probably have it if you've ever had a cold. No, there is no risk if she goes down on you.
 

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likretsam Oral herpes and genital herpes are 2 different things that DON'T mix. Therefore, let me inform you that 80% of the world's population has oral herpes and you probably have it if you've ever had a cold. No, there is no risk if she goes down on you.
no u can get both from either or if u dont beleive me check this out...http://www.genitalherpes.com/info/about/what/facts.jsp



Although HSV-1 causes the majority of oral herpes cases (cold sores) and HSV-2 causes the majority of genital herpes cases, both of these viruses can cause oral herpes, genital herpes, or both.

Most type 1 genital herpes is caused by unprotected oral sex. In adults, the potential for type 1 genital herpes may be increasing because oral sex is more common and protection is rarely used. Outbreaks of type 1 genital herpes generally recur less frequently than outbreaks of type 2 genital herpes. In the United States, about one third of genital herpes cases are caused by type 1 genital herpes.
 

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I have a more reliable, more popular source and probably with more experienced doctors that says that I'm right... except I can't find it right now :D .
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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likretsam I have a more reliable, more popular source and probably with more experienced doctors that says that I'm right... except I can't find it right now .

lol ok well when u can find them let me know bro ;).
 

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ok but do ny of yall have any experience wit the condoms?
 

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Originally posted by LikRetsam
Oral herpes and genital herpes are 2 different things that DON'T mix. Therefore, let me inform you that 80% of the world's population has oral herpes and you probably have it if you've ever had a cold. No, there is no risk if she goes down on you.
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That is absolutely wrong. That's like saying AIDs can't be spread through oral. All sexually transmitted diseases can be spread through any sexual intercourse including oral, anal, and vaginal. Yes, there are two types of herpes, but it is spread through any skin contact, not where it is. What makes the skin near your genitals any different from the skin near your mouth? Also, 80% of the population does not have oral herpes. Oral herpes can even be spread by sharing drinks, I don't see why you don't think it could be spread through oral sex. If that was true, everyone would be going down on eachother STDs or not since it wouldn't matter.

I don't know how you got your info, but you are definitely wrong on this one. All I can advise is to wear a rubber and check what you're going into.
 
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