"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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STD Testing...

(Non-virgins only): Have you been tested for STD's?

  • Yes, within the past 0-6 months.

    Votes: 2 10.5%

  • Yes, within the past 6-12 months.

    Votes: 1 5.3%

  • Yes, within the past 1+ years.

    Votes: 2 10.5%

  • No, I have not been tested.

    Votes: 11 57.9%

  • No, I am afraid to be tested.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • No, but I intend on getting tested.

    Votes: 3 15.8%
  • Total voters
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The poll is asking those of you who have had sex (non-virgins only, please) whether you've gotten tested before.

I went to the public health unit yesterday to get tested (both my f-buddy and I are getting tested), only to run into a police officer acting as a security guard. Friendly enough guy, he asked "You're here for birth records or death certificates?" When I told him "No, I'm actually trying to see if I might have picked up any little buggies!", along with a wink. He grinned at me and told me the right building to go to, along with adding in a "Good luck!" as I walked back to the car. So, I get to the correct location and walk in, only to find that they stop drawing blood (or whatever they do for the test) at 3pm... I was there half an hour later. It's 10 bucks, and the results come back in 2 weeks... Anyway, just curious to see who out here has been tested, or hasn't been, or is too afraid to!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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The best mod is a clean mod. I got tested when my wife and I first begin to have intercourse. I got tested three months ago, because it burned when I used the bathroom. I know my woman and I know all she does, so cheating never came to mind. I got the BIG Q-TIP stuck in my peehole! I got the results back and it was a damn YEAST Infection. I got it from having unprotected sex with her. She got it because she takes bubble baths and wears panties when we go to sleep. Now i'm we're yeast free and we fvck like jackrabbits.

Everyone should get tested, it gives you peace of mind.
 
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I was tested in November. HIV negative.

Of course, as almost everyone knows, I have HSV-2 (genital herpes), but I knew that a couple years ago.
 
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Originally posted by Dillinger
The best mod is a clean mod.
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What about a former mod?

I got tested a long while ago and came up "negative'' for everything...Now I don't have to worry about catching something.
 
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In Nomine Patris Et Fili Et Spiritus Sancti...

I took one of those tests last year round about june/july and i never had any STD's or anything of the sort.... but DAMN, what a relief, i was sh!tting myself before i got the results came for some reason:p

But I was happy to KNOW if i had an STD or not, and like Dillinger said:

Everyone should get tested, it gives you peace of mind.
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So go get tested!;)


Giovanni Casanova said:

Of course, as almost everyone knows, I have HSV-2 (genital herpes), but I knew that a couple years ago.
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I never knew that man... i'm sorry to hear that... is there anything you can do to make it go away and/or treat it?


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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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i want to get std tested cause ive been sleeping around lately, but god damnit i can't seem to find any sex-clinics here in australia. I dont know where to look.

blaah
 
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I'm going to ask some stupid questions.

only to run into a police officer acting as a security guard
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how did you know he was a po?

She got it because she takes bubble baths and wears panties when we go to sleep.
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how does that give a woman a yeast infection? or are you joking?
 
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Originally posted by AverageFC
I'm going to ask some stupid questions.



how did you know he was a po?



how does that give a woman a yeast infection? or are you joking?
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No it's not a joke, it really happens to women. I don't play when it comes to STD's and facts.
 
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but..... but.... HOW?

Originally posted by Dillinger
She got it because she takes bubble baths and wears panties when we go to sleep. Now i'm we're yeast free and we fvck like jackrabbits.
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How can she get it from wearing panties when going to sleep and taking bubble baths? I'm confused:confused: Please help me understand how taking a bubble bath and going to sleep with panties will lead to getting a YEAST Infection... thanx ;)


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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Originally posted by AverageFC
how did you know he was a po?
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Well, his police car was parked outside and he had the standard city police uniform and badge on, along with a gun... if he wasn't a cop, I hope he invites me to his next halloween party... Around here, many off-duty police officers pull extra duty as security at various public-accessible locations such as the library, health unit, etc etc... though it's possible that being a public facility he was assigned there.

Still haven't gotten tested though, she wants her and I to go in and get it done together...

Brak - I was under the impression they could draw blood to tell... I hope I wasn't misinformed!
 
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I have to admit, even though I;m pretty sure I don't have anything, I've been too much of a ***** to get tested ever.

Kind of strange isn't it

Then again I'm a big baby about going to doctors anyways.
 
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Originally posted by Brak86
thats cool....i hope your right...but then why would anyone choose to have a cutip in their penis? maybe that detects certain disease that blood drawing cant? any info?
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I'm pretty sure you are right. Blood test only catch a few things.





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She got it because she takes bubble baths and wears panties when we go to sleep. Now i'm we're yeast free and we fvck like jackrabbits.
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How can she get it from wearing panties when going to sleep and taking bubble baths? I'm confused Please help me understand how taking a bubble bath and going to sleep with panties will lead to getting a YEAST Infection... thanx
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I don't know but that stuff is true, I've heard it from other doctors before. The soap in bubble baths can irrate the women's *****. If you ever had jock itch, they tell you to wear boxers.
 
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How can she get it from wearing panties when going to sleep and taking bubble baths? I'm confused Please help me understand how taking a bubble bath and going to sleep with panties will lead to getting a YEAST Infection... thanx
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It's hard to explain exactly why or how, but a chick can get a yeast infection from lots of stuff...tampons, soap, panties, medicines.

Basically, irritation from chemicals in soap or bacteria from the lack of oxygen caused by panties and tight pants= probably yeast infection=bad....very bad.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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beat me to it!

Originally posted by dietzcoi
Always sleep naked!

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I was just about to post that:p
 
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