"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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STD Testing...

(Non-virgins only): Have you been tested for STD's?

  • Yes, within the past 0-6 months.

    Votes: 2 10.5%

  • Yes, within the past 6-12 months.

    Votes: 1 5.3%

  • Yes, within the past 1+ years.

    Votes: 2 10.5%

  • No, I have not been tested.

    Votes: 11 57.9%

  • No, I am afraid to be tested.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • No, but I intend on getting tested.

    Votes: 3 15.8%
  • Total voters
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The poll is asking those of you who have had sex (non-virgins only, please) whether you've gotten tested before.

I went to the public health unit yesterday to get tested (both my f-buddy and I are getting tested), only to run into a police officer acting as a security guard. Friendly enough guy, he asked "You're here for birth records or death certificates?" When I told him "No, I'm actually trying to see if I might have picked up any little buggies!", along with a wink. He grinned at me and told me the right building to go to, along with adding in a "Good luck!" as I walked back to the car. So, I get to the correct location and walk in, only to find that they stop drawing blood (or whatever they do for the test) at 3pm... I was there half an hour later. It's 10 bucks, and the results come back in 2 weeks... Anyway, just curious to see who out here has been tested, or hasn't been, or is too afraid to!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The best mod is a clean mod. I got tested when my wife and I first begin to have intercourse. I got tested three months ago, because it burned when I used the bathroom. I know my woman and I know all she does, so cheating never came to mind. I got the BIG Q-TIP stuck in my peehole! I got the results back and it was a damn YEAST Infection. I got it from having unprotected sex with her. She got it because she takes bubble baths and wears panties when we go to sleep. Now i'm we're yeast free and we fvck like jackrabbits.

Everyone should get tested, it gives you peace of mind.
 
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I was tested in November. HIV negative.

Of course, as almost everyone knows, I have HSV-2 (genital herpes), but I knew that a couple years ago.
 
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Originally posted by Dillinger
The best mod is a clean mod.
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What about a former mod?

I got tested a long while ago and came up "negative'' for everything...Now I don't have to worry about catching something.
 
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In Nomine Patris Et Fili Et Spiritus Sancti...

I took one of those tests last year round about june/july and i never had any STD's or anything of the sort.... but DAMN, what a relief, i was sh!tting myself before i got the results came for some reason:p

But I was happy to KNOW if i had an STD or not, and like Dillinger said:

Everyone should get tested, it gives you peace of mind.
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So go get tested!;)


Giovanni Casanova said:

Of course, as almost everyone knows, I have HSV-2 (genital herpes), but I knew that a couple years ago.
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I never knew that man... i'm sorry to hear that... is there anything you can do to make it go away and/or treat it?


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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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i want to get std tested cause ive been sleeping around lately, but god damnit i can't seem to find any sex-clinics here in australia. I dont know where to look.

blaah
 
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I'm going to ask some stupid questions.

only to run into a police officer acting as a security guard
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how did you know he was a po?

She got it because she takes bubble baths and wears panties when we go to sleep.
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how does that give a woman a yeast infection? or are you joking?
 
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Originally posted by AverageFC
I'm going to ask some stupid questions.



how did you know he was a po?



how does that give a woman a yeast infection? or are you joking?
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No it's not a joke, it really happens to women. I don't play when it comes to STD's and facts.
 
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but..... but.... HOW?

Originally posted by Dillinger
She got it because she takes bubble baths and wears panties when we go to sleep. Now i'm we're yeast free and we fvck like jackrabbits.
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How can she get it from wearing panties when going to sleep and taking bubble baths? I'm confused:confused: Please help me understand how taking a bubble bath and going to sleep with panties will lead to getting a YEAST Infection... thanx ;)


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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Originally posted by AverageFC
how did you know he was a po?
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Well, his police car was parked outside and he had the standard city police uniform and badge on, along with a gun... if he wasn't a cop, I hope he invites me to his next halloween party... Around here, many off-duty police officers pull extra duty as security at various public-accessible locations such as the library, health unit, etc etc... though it's possible that being a public facility he was assigned there.

Still haven't gotten tested though, she wants her and I to go in and get it done together...

Brak - I was under the impression they could draw blood to tell... I hope I wasn't misinformed!
 
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I have to admit, even though I;m pretty sure I don't have anything, I've been too much of a ***** to get tested ever.

Kind of strange isn't it

Then again I'm a big baby about going to doctors anyways.
 
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Originally posted by Brak86
thats cool....i hope your right...but then why would anyone choose to have a cutip in their penis? maybe that detects certain disease that blood drawing cant? any info?
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I'm pretty sure you are right. Blood test only catch a few things.





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She got it because she takes bubble baths and wears panties when we go to sleep. Now i'm we're yeast free and we fvck like jackrabbits.
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How can she get it from wearing panties when going to sleep and taking bubble baths? I'm confused Please help me understand how taking a bubble bath and going to sleep with panties will lead to getting a YEAST Infection... thanx
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I don't know but that stuff is true, I've heard it from other doctors before. The soap in bubble baths can irrate the women's *****. If you ever had jock itch, they tell you to wear boxers.
 
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How can she get it from wearing panties when going to sleep and taking bubble baths? I'm confused Please help me understand how taking a bubble bath and going to sleep with panties will lead to getting a YEAST Infection... thanx
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It's hard to explain exactly why or how, but a chick can get a yeast infection from lots of stuff...tampons, soap, panties, medicines.

Basically, irritation from chemicals in soap or bacteria from the lack of oxygen caused by panties and tight pants= probably yeast infection=bad....very bad.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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beat me to it!

Originally posted by dietzcoi
Always sleep naked!

Dietzcoi
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I was just about to post that:p
 
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