"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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wh01987

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Quick question is this an std

After I had unprotected sex with my girlfriend about 5 weeks ago or whatever somthin red was on my **** shaft like a broken blood vessel... so anyways nothin happens then i went to a party and dry humped this chick in our jeans so next day i take a piss and on the end of my **** notice a red thing but not painful and im not sure if its an STD or i just cut my **** dry humpin in jeans..
SO latley ive been feeling like i have to piss most of the time and if i sqeeze my **** a little piss comes out... is this an STD or somthin else...
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Im still confused.... Becuase my parents cant find out if i get tested.. Also im not having every symptom of any of them. The only thing im having is

last day or so -->
- feel like pissing alot half the time i cant
- piss dribbles out every once in a while

thats it... is it gonarhea? **** and its been 5 weeks since the first time i had unprotected sex with her... wouldnt she of had to sleep with somone to get it? she said she was a virgin... :(
 

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Just drive yourself to a health clinic and get tested. Some places do it for free and don't tell anyone.
 

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I've had similar things happen before that lasted like a day, it was from sleeping in the nude and chaffing it up for a night. The dry humping def. could have done that, but if the sympoms stick around get tested.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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i called and the emergancy number they said im probably dehydrated... or either have an std if my temps hi or a stone blocking my pee..

(EDIT) thank ****ing god it was dedryation i just pissed liek a race horse
 
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"Walk it off"
"put some ice on it"

and if your dry humping put some lotion on it I guess and stop drying humping before you create rug burns
 

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Dude.. maybe it cause yhe chick dry humped you to hard and the jeans you were wearing caused friction on your d1ck? Come on guys think before you post.
 

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Originally posted by Capt.Jack Sparrow
Dude.. maybe it cause yhe chick dry humped you to hard and the jeans you were wearing caused friction on your d1ck? Come on guys think before you post.
Of all the times I've dry humped my girl...I've NEVER gotten anything like that.
 

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He could of had a huge boner and she could of like how it felt and rubbed even more againest it and the jeans caused friction. Its happen to me. x_X
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Originally posted by Capt.Jack Sparrow
He could of had a huge boner and she could of like how it felt and rubbed even more againest it and the jeans caused friction. Its happen to me. x_X
I've had that happen, but have NEVER had friction burns from it...
 
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