"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

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Quick question is this an std

After I had unprotected sex with my girlfriend about 5 weeks ago or whatever somthin red was on my **** shaft like a broken blood vessel... so anyways nothin happens then i went to a party and dry humped this chick in our jeans so next day i take a piss and on the end of my **** notice a red thing but not painful and im not sure if its an STD or i just cut my **** dry humpin in jeans..
SO latley ive been feeling like i have to piss most of the time and if i sqeeze my **** a little piss comes out... is this an STD or somthin else...
 

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Im still confused.... Becuase my parents cant find out if i get tested.. Also im not having every symptom of any of them. The only thing im having is

last day or so -->
- feel like pissing alot half the time i cant
- piss dribbles out every once in a while

thats it... is it gonarhea? **** and its been 5 weeks since the first time i had unprotected sex with her... wouldnt she of had to sleep with somone to get it? she said she was a virgin... :(
 
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Just drive yourself to a health clinic and get tested. Some places do it for free and don't tell anyone.
 
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I've had similar things happen before that lasted like a day, it was from sleeping in the nude and chaffing it up for a night. The dry humping def. could have done that, but if the sympoms stick around get tested.
 

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She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

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i called and the emergancy number they said im probably dehydrated... or either have an std if my temps hi or a stone blocking my pee..

(EDIT) thank ****ing god it was dedryation i just pissed liek a race horse
 
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"Walk it off"
"put some ice on it"

and if your dry humping put some lotion on it I guess and stop drying humping before you create rug burns
 
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Dude.. maybe it cause yhe chick dry humped you to hard and the jeans you were wearing caused friction on your d1ck? Come on guys think before you post.
 
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Originally posted by Capt.Jack Sparrow
Dude.. maybe it cause yhe chick dry humped you to hard and the jeans you were wearing caused friction on your d1ck? Come on guys think before you post.
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Of all the times I've dry humped my girl...I've NEVER gotten anything like that.
 
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He could of had a huge boner and she could of like how it felt and rubbed even more againest it and the jeans caused friction. Its happen to me. x_X
 

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Originally posted by Capt.Jack Sparrow
He could of had a huge boner and she could of like how it felt and rubbed even more againest it and the jeans caused friction. Its happen to me. x_X
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I've had that happen, but have NEVER had friction burns from it...
 
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