Night-hawk
Master Don Juan
What would be some reasons a girl would have a stanky puss?
Me and a couple friends were talking about this last night.
Me and a couple friends were talking about this last night.
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
This would make sense, because my buddy told me he learned in sex ed class that it can happen when sperm gets in there and it doesn't get cleaned out...Night-hawk said:So it's not a norm for some girls? I think there must be somethin off if a chick's snatch is consistently makin your nose wiggle.
One of my friends told me that his ex never had a noticable smell until she started cheating on him...
kudos to you , ive always been to nice and just made up some excuse when I dont wanna deal with a stank pussreal2 said:80% of the women I've ****ed, I've pulled into the shower first.
First time I went down on a stank puss, it smelled like tacos and I told the girl to go take a shower.
Second girl was worse, she would not take a shower, and smelled like nasty fish/urine. I dumped her after she did not want to shower with me.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.