"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Stanky puss's

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What would be some reasons a girl would have a stanky puss?

Me and a couple friends were talking about this last night.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Several causes for that. lol They could have bangn some dude or just not took a bath in a couple days, yeast infection etc.
 
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So it's not a norm for some girls? I think there must be somethin off if a chick's snatch is consistently makin your nose wiggle.

One of my friends told me that his ex never had a noticable smell until she started cheating on him...
 
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lol ok I asked a chick friend of mine and she said:

"lol umm smoking, bad hygiene, different foods, yeast infection, lol there's lots of things, why don't you read about it hahaha, in cosmo."

might as well get answers from the source.
 
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next time you go down there have some fresh chewing gum going or some breath mints it kills that stanky dead fish smell from a chicks hoochie a little.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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lol
 
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Why? Mixture of her pee-pee and love milk from other guys. Maybe some poo-poo gets mixed in if she had a loose bowel movement or didn't wipe correctly. STD's can give off horrible odors as well. Mold, fungus, etc. are not pleasant to your sniffer or to your taste buds.

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Lots of hot sauce. Pour hot sauce all over that moldy dank area. Will kill off the STD and take care of her mold. Will also give the taste some kick. Good for you and good for her. Avoid the chunky kind. The chunk can get in her slimy hole.
 
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Night-hawk said:
So it's not a norm for some girls? I think there must be somethin off if a chick's snatch is consistently makin your nose wiggle.

One of my friends told me that his ex never had a noticable smell until she started cheating on him...
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This would make sense, because my buddy told me he learned in sex ed class that it can happen when sperm gets in there and it doesn't get cleaned out...
 
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80% of the women I've ****ed, I've pulled into the shower first.

First time I went down on a stank puss, it smelled like tacos and I told the girl to go take a shower.

Second girl was worse, she would not take a shower, and smelled like nasty fish/urine. I dumped her after she did not want to shower with me.
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kudos to you , ive always been to nice and just made up some excuse when I dont wanna deal with a stank puss

so far ive only experienced it from women with thick thighs , im looking forward to more thing girls ot see if there's a noticeable difference

Ive noticed bi chicks will usually be cleaner , seeing as they know whats its like XD
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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There is no excuse for a woman to have a foul odor from her vagina.

Did you know that washing the vagina with soap or shower gels/oils can also cause a smell?

P.s All women have an odor from their vagina, but it shouldn't be as strong as some French cheeses.
 
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