"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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squirrels

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There's a guy on under the name "squirrelz." He hasn't done any real harm, but he's dragging up just about every post I've ever made.

I think you already have someone on top of it cuz a lot of them are locked. Feel free to lock all my old posts if it shuts him up.

Thanks. :)
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Originally posted by squirrelz
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hey squirrels, go run up a tree
Dude, go away.
 

comic_relief

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squirrelz how about you be a good little b* tch and go away and never come back.

I stand up for the mods. Ban him please
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Spike_the_cowboy

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I had a guy called "Spike _tha_Cowboy" harassing me a while back. I don't think the mods ever did anything about it, but atleast he got bored and went away after a while.

:cool:
 

Eternal

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Originally posted by Spike_the_cowboy
I had a guy called "Spike _tha_Cowboy" harassing me a while back. I don't think the mods ever did anything about it, but atleast he got bored and went away after a while.

:cool:
Actually, he got banned.
 

Spike_the_cowboy

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Cool. Thanks, man. Did you ban him just now or what?:p

Nah, good work.

Cheers!

:cool:
 
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