"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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cola

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These women out here use sex appeal as a weapon

Tell you they love you but its all part of a game of deception

I stopped trying to fall in love I been learned my lesson

Now its all about finding a hoe b*tch to satisfy my errection...

Player president Cola up for election a dark skin adonis, the closest thing to perfection

So **** That n**** that you love so much..

Stop trying to figure me out and put this **** in your butt..

You act like your so innocent but I know your a slut

Now let me put it in and try to rip apart your guts

Uhh

-Makes rick ross noise-

Spit yours
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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crazyboy

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ill spit something just because this thread obviously bs.

sweep my lady off her feet and bring these hoes to they knees
anybody trying to hate i be like n***** please,
all my haters commint sucide ill call it killin spree
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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YAboi

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Girl shake that as.s now what'd i say? I said now!

Girl take it to the ground, what'd i say? i said Ground!

Girl make it bounce around, yeah thats right ,all around!

Girl im makin that paper but damn wud be nice to date ya

Na!!!........ better still think it'd b better to mate ya

Yea ill tie ur ass down and just like a cloth ill drape ya......
 
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The names old_skoolr, im the nastiest of the nasty
I like them girls thats the opposite of classy, sassy
that are always looking for the d.ick
I get a girl hot like a roast on the spit
Me not getting, Its a national scandal
Picking up is easy like the girl has handles
Rubbers I got em ready, sex i like it sweaty
getting right up her ass as if I were a wedgie
Stay away from girls that look F***** ugly
Coz Id rather beat my **** like it owed me stacks of money
Fun never stops, when im ripping apart your ****
coz there aint no **** like the one I got :D
 
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YAboi

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old_skoolr said:
The names old_skoolr, im the nastiest of the nasty
I like them girls thats the opposite of classy, sassy
that are always looking for the d.ick
I get a girl hot like a roast on the spit
Me not getting, Its a national scandal
Picking up is easy like the girl has handles
Rubbers I got em ready, sex i like it sweaty
getting right up her ass as if I were a wedgie
Stay away from girls that look F***** ugly
Coz Id rather beat my **** like it owed me stacks of money
Fun never stops, when im ripping apart your ****
coz there aint no **** like the one I got :D
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Damn i gotta admit I've been totally outperformed. A+
 
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