"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Spit a rhyme ...

cola

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These women out here use sex appeal as a weapon

Tell you they love you but its all part of a game of deception

I stopped trying to fall in love I been learned my lesson

Now its all about finding a hoe b*tch to satisfy my errection...

Player president Cola up for election a dark skin adonis, the closest thing to perfection

So **** That n**** that you love so much..

Stop trying to figure me out and put this **** in your butt..

You act like your so innocent but I know your a slut

Now let me put it in and try to rip apart your guts

Uhh

-Makes rick ross noise-

Spit yours
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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crazyboy

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ill spit something just because this thread obviously bs.

sweep my lady off her feet and bring these hoes to they knees
anybody trying to hate i be like n***** please,
all my haters commint sucide ill call it killin spree
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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YAboi

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Girl shake that as.s now what'd i say? I said now!

Girl take it to the ground, what'd i say? i said Ground!

Girl make it bounce around, yeah thats right ,all around!

Girl im makin that paper but damn wud be nice to date ya

Na!!!........ better still think it'd b better to mate ya

Yea ill tie ur ass down and just like a cloth ill drape ya......
 

old_skoolr

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The names old_skoolr, im the nastiest of the nasty
I like them girls thats the opposite of classy, sassy
that are always looking for the d.ick
I get a girl hot like a roast on the spit
Me not getting, Its a national scandal
Picking up is easy like the girl has handles
Rubbers I got em ready, sex i like it sweaty
getting right up her ass as if I were a wedgie
Stay away from girls that look F***** ugly
Coz Id rather beat my **** like it owed me stacks of money
Fun never stops, when im ripping apart your ****
coz there aint no **** like the one I got :D
 

YAboi

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old_skoolr said:
The names old_skoolr, im the nastiest of the nasty
I like them girls thats the opposite of classy, sassy
that are always looking for the d.ick
I get a girl hot like a roast on the spit
Me not getting, Its a national scandal
Picking up is easy like the girl has handles
Rubbers I got em ready, sex i like it sweaty
getting right up her ass as if I were a wedgie
Stay away from girls that look F***** ugly
Coz Id rather beat my **** like it owed me stacks of money
Fun never stops, when im ripping apart your ****
coz there aint no **** like the one I got :D
Damn i gotta admit I've been totally outperformed. A+
 
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