"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Spiked hair?
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
TyTe`EyEs
Master Don Juan
My feelings exactly.Originally posted by crazykid
If it's something you do, go for it. I just think it's overrated though and outplayed, depending on what type of spiking you mean.
dont giv a **** what your m8s think if you are because they will realise soon that it works.
change your hairstyle every month the girls love it im telling you
sorry if any grammer or spelling problems im pissed(drunk)
That's the problem...EVERYONE uses it now, so whats the point of it?Originally posted by Ratman
dont giv a **** what your m8s think if you are because they will realise soon that it works.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
AFK Protector
Master Don Juan
Not me. I have two hairstyles: hat and no hatOriginally posted by AFK Protector
What sane person would change their hairstyle for women? Not me.
A metro.Originally posted by AFK Protector
What sane person would change their hairstyle for women? Not me.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
check_mate_kid_uk
Master Don Juan
be ware it also brings you unwanted attention, a group of pikeys came up beihnd us and started messing with his hair, 1 of them (unsuccesfully) tryed to set his hair on fire with a lighter.
TyTe`EyEs
Master Don Juan
Hell yeah!Originally posted by crazykid
Not me. I have two hairstyles: hat and no hat
downfallofdisbelief
Don Juan
Dapper Don
Don Juan
Seriously? pikeys? Have you seen the movie Snatch? I need to go to England.be ware it also brings you unwanted attention, a group of pikeys came up beihnd us and started messing with his hair, 1 of them (unsuccesfully) tryed to set his hair on fire with a lighter.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
However, I don't think they are totally like the way Snatch makes them out to be like. I think they're just filthy *******s.
check_mate_kid_uk
Master Don Juan
You do get some proper pikeys in england, theres a trailer park near 1 freinds house with pikeys in and they go around braking in to houses.
splinterkb
Master Don Juan
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"I spent 8 hours getting my hair like this last night."
Girl: "Wow, really?"
"Yep, I like to use my pillow."
McKindley
Senior Don Juan
Try some different things and go with what works. If you look good in a hat, wear a hat. If you don't (like me) then don't wear a hat. just see what the ladies respond to.
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.