"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Just had sex with this girl and I didnt use a condom and didnt pull out. Anyone have experiences like this? She said shes never had someone *** inside her before. Im mainly worried about her getting pregnant. Need input/info asap
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Get ready to pay child support if she's a republican. The more time you spend with the kid, the less you have to pay. Good luck, Daddy.
 

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morning after pill... aka plan B is your best friend...

i suggest you do it for your peace of mind... its the worst when her cycle doesnt start on time, and then ur sweating it for a couple days... and if god likes u.. it starts... better not leave anything to chance.. also get yourself tested..
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I know it felt good though, right? But forget pregnant you should be worried about AIDS and other ****.
 

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Bunk 040 said:
I know it felt good though, right? But forget pregnant you should be worried about AIDS and other ****.

You say it as if the chance of her being pregnant isnt that great??
 

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amnbyrd said:
You say it as if the chance of her being pregnant isnt that great??
It's not as great as AIDS or herpes. I'd rather have 10 kids than AIDS.
 

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Yea I'm in the exact same situation. I'm much more worried about STD's than a kid. She swore to me she was clean but I'm gonna get checked anyway....I suggest you do the same.

I'm gonna consider it a lesson, and never do it again, cos I'm pretty scared right now actually.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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I was about to smash a girl raw tonight, but naw God done warned me too many times and I would still do it. Not today. This is another warning.
 

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Bunk 040 said:
I was about to smash a girl raw tonight, but naw God done warned me too many times and I would still do it. Not today. This is another warning.
I don't believe ppl who talk like that really get laid.
 

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I don't believe ppl who talk like that really get laid.
As weird as it may seem some chumps do get laid with that lingo, but chances are they are hood or gangsta niggas. BTW i'm black but don't say shiit like SMASH. I'm pretty sure people quit saying that after like 7-8th grade around here in texas.
 

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L777 said:
I don't believe ppl who talk like that really get laid.
That probably because you dont get laid, period.
 
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I think Bunk gets laid. He gave me decent advice in my thread.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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God forbid someone not talk the way you talk... Different people are brought up in different places...
 

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So I take it you were able to get it in her this time? Solve one problem and it just turns into another..:woo:
 

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Go to Planned Parenthood with the chick and tell them your situation that want to get the morning after pill. I'm assuming you have a Planned Parenthood in your area. If not, go to a drug store and ask the Pharmacist. Don't slouch on this. The morning after pill is most effective when used right away.

Second, NEVER ever EVER EVER EVER trust a woman when she wants you to raw ride her and release inside. EVEN if she said she's on the pill. Unless you're dating this girl exclusively, its just a plain stupid move.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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