amnbyrd
Don Juan
Just had sex with this girl and I didnt use a condom and didnt pull out. Anyone have experiences like this? She said shes never had someone *** inside her before. Im mainly worried about her getting pregnant. Need input/info asap
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Spare Me the Lecture...
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
SickAgain
Senior Don Juan
Get ready to pay child support if she's a republican. The more time you spend with the kid, the less you have to pay. Good luck, Daddy.
MooseGod
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Sure, I've had experiences like that...but she was on the pill.
morning after pill... aka plan B is your best friend...
i suggest you do it for your peace of mind... its the worst when her cycle doesnt start on time, and then ur sweating it for a couple days... and if god likes u.. it starts... better not leave anything to chance.. also get yourself tested..
i suggest you do it for your peace of mind... its the worst when her cycle doesnt start on time, and then ur sweating it for a couple days... and if god likes u.. it starts... better not leave anything to chance.. also get yourself tested..
amnbyrd
Don Juan
where do you buy the morning after pills? How effective are they?
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
amnbyrd
Don Juan
Bunk 040 said:
You say it as if the chance of her being pregnant isnt that great??
L777
Master Don Juan
Yea I'm in the exact same situation. I'm much more worried about STD's than a kid. She swore to me she was clean but I'm gonna get checked anyway....I suggest you do the same.
I'm gonna consider it a lesson, and never do it again, cos I'm pretty scared right now actually.
I'm gonna consider it a lesson, and never do it again, cos I'm pretty scared right now actually.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
L777
Master Don Juan
I don't believe ppl who talk like that really get laid.Bunk 040 said:
Alphamale1821
Senior Don Juan
As weird as it may seem some chumps do get laid with that lingo, but chances are they are hood or gangsta niggas. BTW i'm black but don't say shiit like SMASH. I'm pretty sure people quit saying that after like 7-8th grade around here in texas.L777 said:
My Name is Nobody
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I think Bunk gets laid. He gave me decent advice in my thread.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
-HPNOTIQ-
Master Don Juan
Go to Planned Parenthood with the chick and tell them your situation that want to get the morning after pill. I'm assuming you have a Planned Parenthood in your area. If not, go to a drug store and ask the Pharmacist. Don't slouch on this. The morning after pill is most effective when used right away.
Second, NEVER ever EVER EVER EVER trust a woman when she wants you to raw ride her and release inside. EVEN if she said she's on the pill. Unless you're dating this girl exclusively, its just a plain stupid move.
Second, NEVER ever EVER EVER EVER trust a woman when she wants you to raw ride her and release inside. EVEN if she said she's on the pill. Unless you're dating this girl exclusively, its just a plain stupid move.
amnbyrd
Don Juan
Today after work I'll most likely stop by Walgreens and check it out.
[S]alvatore
Master Don Juan
Aha, you're fu<ked now. Good luck m8 
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.