mroriginal
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Bump, vote you losers I posted more pics.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I was thinking about putting heidi klum or charlize theron but I changed my mind.Originally posted by Create Reality
Where's the deliciously blonde girl?
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Originally posted by Morphiex
u forgot to put Beyonce knowles in that list =P
shes also very very VERY HOT =)
She looks really ugly and bad hereOriginally posted by Demon
[*] Adriana Lima looks like a drugged out crackwhöre.
Just with big lips. She use to be really good looking until she started loosen a lot of weight to look like the rest of the crack ho super models.Originally posted by Demon
[*] Angelina Jolie looks like any other supermodel.
YupOriginally posted by Demon
[*] Vida Guerra could have been from my high school. Actually, she looks like a high school chick. Not attractive.
Yeah in the back of my mind something was telling me she kinda does look like one. Maybe if she really is and society has socially accepts the idea of transvestites like it’s natural like they did with homosexuality she’ll come out of the closet.Originally posted by Demon
[*] Tyra Banks is a transvestite.
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
She looks pretty good in those pictures but in, ''that 70s show''she looks averageOriginally posted by legolas
Hey what's with the latin women invasion? I know they're hot...god they are hot, but how come there's no eastern european chicks in there? Here's one for you Mila Kunis http://www.stuffmagazine.com/cover_girls/girl.aspx?id=503
http://www.somewhatdamaged.net/pictures/vida.jpgOriginally posted by OneArmDeeJay
If you’re a man that likes the bootay you know super models and most movie actress just don’t have it. Man Cosmo and social conditioning has a lot of guys and girls brain wash that she isn’t attractive unless she’s in a size 2. You all need to listen to Sir Mix-a-lot.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
http://www.skins.be/wallpaper/kelly-brook/19831/1024x768/ (brief nudity)Originally posted by Ice Cold
I can't judge with those pictures.
I need to see the asses from the front and from the side.
Oh yeah. That's what I'm talking about!Originally posted by DJDamage
http://www.skins.be/wallpaper/kelly-brook/19831/1024x768/ (brief nudity)
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.