mroriginal
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Bump, vote you losers I posted more pics.
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
I was thinking about putting heidi klum or charlize theron but I changed my mind.Originally posted by Create Reality
Where's the deliciously blonde girl?
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Originally posted by Morphiex
u forgot to put Beyonce knowles in that list =P
shes also very very VERY HOT =)
She looks really ugly and bad hereOriginally posted by Demon
[*] Adriana Lima looks like a drugged out crackwhöre.
Just with big lips. She use to be really good looking until she started loosen a lot of weight to look like the rest of the crack ho super models.Originally posted by Demon
[*] Angelina Jolie looks like any other supermodel.
YupOriginally posted by Demon
[*] Vida Guerra could have been from my high school. Actually, she looks like a high school chick. Not attractive.
Yeah in the back of my mind something was telling me she kinda does look like one. Maybe if she really is and society has socially accepts the idea of transvestites like it’s natural like they did with homosexuality she’ll come out of the closet.Originally posted by Demon
[*] Tyra Banks is a transvestite.
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
She looks pretty good in those pictures but in, ''that 70s show''she looks averageOriginally posted by legolas
Hey what's with the latin women invasion? I know they're hot...god they are hot, but how come there's no eastern european chicks in there? Here's one for you Mila Kunis http://www.stuffmagazine.com/cover_girls/girl.aspx?id=503
http://www.somewhatdamaged.net/pictures/vida.jpgOriginally posted by OneArmDeeJay
If you’re a man that likes the bootay you know super models and most movie actress just don’t have it. Man Cosmo and social conditioning has a lot of guys and girls brain wash that she isn’t attractive unless she’s in a size 2. You all need to listen to Sir Mix-a-lot.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
http://www.skins.be/wallpaper/kelly-brook/19831/1024x768/ (brief nudity)Originally posted by Ice Cold
I can't judge with those pictures.
I need to see the asses from the front and from the side.
Oh yeah. That's what I'm talking about!Originally posted by DJDamage
http://www.skins.be/wallpaper/kelly-brook/19831/1024x768/ (brief nudity)
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.