"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Sosuaves Sexiest Woman Alive 2005!

Who do you think is the sexiest?

  • Adriana Lima

    Votes: 17 17.7%
  • Jessica alba

    Votes: 28 29.2%
  • French anchor women

    Votes: 19 19.8%
  • Anjelina jolie

    Votes: 8 8.3%
  • monica belluci

    Votes: 12 12.5%
  • vida guerra

    Votes: 6 6.3%
  • tyra banks

    Votes: 4 4.2%
  • Roselyn Sanchez

    Votes: 2 2.1%

  • Total voters
    96

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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The Bad Ass Canadian

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Angelina Jolie is the only one out of the bunch that I'd say is really hot. Next wold be Jessica Alba... the rest of them do nothing for me. But I wouldn't kick any of them out of bed for eating crackers ;)
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by Morphiex
u forgot to put Beyonce knowles in that list =P
shes also very very VERY HOT =)

She's an overrated Fem-bot!


Sayno'


Can you pay my bills, Bugaboo, I need a soldier, independant so on and so forth all of the feminist mindset.

Heard her man Jay-z been popping puussy elsewhere and has a baby on the way..
 

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Originally posted by Demon
[*] Adriana Lima looks like a drugged out crackwhöre.
She looks really ugly and bad here

http://www.9sn.net/resim/lima12tt.jpg

Like she hasn’t had her fix yet.


Originally posted by Demon
[*] Angelina Jolie looks like any other supermodel.
Just with big lips. She use to be really good looking until she started loosen a lot of weight to look like the rest of the crack ho super models.

Originally posted by Demon
[*] Vida Guerra could have been from my high school. Actually, she looks like a high school chick. Not attractive.
Yup

Originally posted by Demon
[*] Tyra Banks is a transvestite.
Yeah in the back of my mind something was telling me she kinda does look like one. Maybe if she really is and society has socially accepts the idea of transvestites like it’s natural like they did with homosexuality she’ll come out of the closet.

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You know when I read this thread subject line I thought it was going to be of real girls that YOU KNOW or from this board. Should of known better :rolleyes:

Personally I don’t understand what makes super model chicks so special and hot besides a pretty face? They have no curves, no meat on their bones, just skin and bones. Like an Iron board with two little bumps. If you’re a man that likes the bootay you know super models and most movie actress just don’t have it. Man Cosmo and social conditioning has a lot of guys and girls brain wash that she isn’t attractive unless she’s in a size 2. You all need to listen to Sir Mix-a-lot.
 

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I thought you people would have good taste in women.I guess I was wrong because most of you are picking alba.

the poll will close at the end of december 31 btw.
 
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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by OneArmDeeJay
She looks really ugly and bad here

http://www.9sn.net/resim/lima12tt.jpg

Like she hasn’t had her fix yet.


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yeah thats my least favorite image just because she looks kind of stuck up but she looks amazing in the rest.
 

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Originally posted by OneArmDeeJay
If you’re a man that likes the bootay you know super models and most movie actress just don’t have it. Man Cosmo and social conditioning has a lot of guys and girls brain wash that she isn’t attractive unless she’s in a size 2. You all need to listen to Sir Mix-a-lot.
http://www.somewhatdamaged.net/pictures/vida.jpg

No ass alright...
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I can't judge with those pictures.

I need to see the asses from the front and from the side.
 

Scrumtulescence

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I agree, too much dark/latin-american in that list. That's not really my look.

For me, the ultimate chick would have, say, Sophie Marceau's head and Monica Belluci's body. god...

On that list, however, I think the French Anchorwoman has the best looking face. I wouldn't be surprised if she has a great bod as well.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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