mroriginal
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Bump, vote you losers I posted more pics.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
I was thinking about putting heidi klum or charlize theron but I changed my mind.Originally posted by Create Reality
Where's the deliciously blonde girl?
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Originally posted by Morphiex
u forgot to put Beyonce knowles in that list =P
shes also very very VERY HOT =)
She looks really ugly and bad hereOriginally posted by Demon
[*] Adriana Lima looks like a drugged out crackwhöre.
Just with big lips. She use to be really good looking until she started loosen a lot of weight to look like the rest of the crack ho super models.Originally posted by Demon
[*] Angelina Jolie looks like any other supermodel.
YupOriginally posted by Demon
[*] Vida Guerra could have been from my high school. Actually, she looks like a high school chick. Not attractive.
Yeah in the back of my mind something was telling me she kinda does look like one. Maybe if she really is and society has socially accepts the idea of transvestites like it’s natural like they did with homosexuality she’ll come out of the closet.Originally posted by Demon
[*] Tyra Banks is a transvestite.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
She looks pretty good in those pictures but in, ''that 70s show''she looks averageOriginally posted by legolas
Hey what's with the latin women invasion? I know they're hot...god they are hot, but how come there's no eastern european chicks in there? Here's one for you Mila Kunis http://www.stuffmagazine.com/cover_girls/girl.aspx?id=503
http://www.somewhatdamaged.net/pictures/vida.jpgOriginally posted by OneArmDeeJay
If you’re a man that likes the bootay you know super models and most movie actress just don’t have it. Man Cosmo and social conditioning has a lot of guys and girls brain wash that she isn’t attractive unless she’s in a size 2. You all need to listen to Sir Mix-a-lot.
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
http://www.skins.be/wallpaper/kelly-brook/19831/1024x768/ (brief nudity)Originally posted by Ice Cold
I can't judge with those pictures.
I need to see the asses from the front and from the side.
Oh yeah. That's what I'm talking about!Originally posted by DJDamage
http://www.skins.be/wallpaper/kelly-brook/19831/1024x768/ (brief nudity)
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.