penkitten
Master Don Juan
des, it says sorry and errorDesdinova said:
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
des, where the heck is the bible these days?
i cant find it to send the newbies to...
i cant find it to send the newbies to...
penkitten
Master Don Juan
sheesh ive been searching the top buttons thinking is it gone? did they hide it?
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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Here's a screenshot. Look for the red circle.
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penkitten
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rofl my badDesdinova said:
Capt.Jack Sparrow
Master Don Juan
HAH i remember regiestering back in 2003.. man I was 14 at the time.
Its almost 5 years i've been here?! Dang.
I remember when eternal had his crazy kid name. now hes just simply anal eater :-D you'll remember that one buddy.
I remember that one damn kid everyone hated... whats his face.. capi crimini.. hahaha.
Well yeah I love this site I can say even though im never on here as much as I used to be.
It made me score with 11 chicks so far and hook up with countless others. and that number will go up!!! after im done with this LTR... if im ever done with it at that
Its almost 5 years i've been here?! Dang.
I remember when eternal had his crazy kid name. now hes just simply anal eater :-D you'll remember that one buddy.
I remember that one damn kid everyone hated... whats his face.. capi crimini.. hahaha.
Well yeah I love this site I can say even though im never on here as much as I used to be.
It made me score with 11 chicks so far and hook up with countless others. and that number will go up!!! after im done with this LTR... if im ever done with it at that
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Not perhaps - but a surety! This is the natural order of things!!amoka said:
In my PR_L days I gave more insight because I read the posts more intently - but I got banned for doing so, and also for calling the Mods Homos for changing/deleting my posts arbitrarily without merit!
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