Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Sosuave Memories!

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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des, where the heck is the bible these days?
i cant find it to send the newbies to...
 

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sheesh ive been searching the top buttons thinking is it gone? did they hide it?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Capt.Jack Sparrow

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HAH i remember regiestering back in 2003.. man I was 14 at the time.
Its almost 5 years i've been here?! Dang.

I remember when eternal had his crazy kid name. now hes just simply anal eater :-D you'll remember that one buddy.

I remember that one damn kid everyone hated... whats his face.. capi crimini.. hahaha.

Well yeah I love this site I can say even though im never on here as much as I used to be.
It made me score with 11 chicks so far and hook up with countless others. and that number will go up!!! after im done with this LTR... if im ever done with it at that :p
 
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amoka said:
So where does LMS fits in all these?
-The best whore hater on sosuave perhaps?
Not perhaps - but a surety! This is the natural order of things!!

In my PR_L days I gave more insight because I read the posts more intently - but I got banned for doing so, and also for calling the Mods Homos for changing/deleting my posts arbitrarily without merit!:rolleyes:
 
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