"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Sometimes I Wish It was LEGAL To Punch a Girl in Her f*cking Jaw!

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Now I understand why there are so many gay guys in the world.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Lol don't worry bro, alot of times I also wanna backhand b1tches.
 

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Its not technically legal to punch a man in the face either,

so, knock yourself out!

.. I mean, knock that b!tch out!
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Don't let it affect you. Move on.
 

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Ambush her in an alley. Give her a beating she won't forget.

I don't know what happened but I'm sure you've got a really good reason.
 

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Nah dude don't think like that. Chicks are much weaker in their body structure so u could accidentally commit murder. Oh yeah I also wanted to commend this new generation of mods on their excellent work and I really admire desdinovas personality cos I'm nowhere near as tactful.
 

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I just dont agree with hitting women ever, unless she attacks you and you are seriously in harms way. Like she is capable of causing serious injury. Then it is ok.

Other than that, I think you just mad bro.

Keep it moving and try to adopt this attitude here: http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lho2pi25bG1qafrh6.jpg

Its currently how I feel about this thread.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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haha, this thread title made me lol. we all feel that way at some point.
 

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5string said:
Don't smack her! Just light the fuse on her tampon.
That never works for me. When they see me coming, the resulting ahem ..."dampness" prevents ignition.
 

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it's just dumb sh!t that pisses me off about them. here's some examples.

1. women view most guys they don't know as "creepy" or potential to be creepy, or be a rapist, or be a stalker, yet they have nothing to base this on other then "well I met this one creepy guy awhile back so I'm going to assume that all guys are this way". I'm sorry, but how many women have been in the news lately for KILLING THEIR CHILDREN? if they can assume most guys are creepy then it's fair for me to assume that most women will murder their own kids.

2. I love how single moms always preach "I have to do what's best for my child. I have to be picky in who I date or bring around my kid", the problem with that argument is they usually never go for th guy who's decent, has a job, has an education, doesn't have 7 other kids with 7 other women. instead they feel it's ok to date a guy that has no job, rides a moped, been in jail a few times, that's the role model they find suitable.

3. I hate women that are hot but date ugly guys. I don't know why I hate it but it just pisses me off. wtf are they thinking? are they blind? I consider myself a 7 but at least I have standards. you'll never see me with a fattie on my arm just because she has a nice personality. I also hate fit women who constantly date fat out of shape guys. what is that all about?

4. I hate how when you have a g/f it's ok for women to talk to you all the time, but if these same women are dating someone they can't talk to you because "that wouldn't be right". wtf is the difference? if I told this to a woman that was coming on to me and I had a g/f i'd be considered stuckup or full of myself.

5. I hate how women will drop off the face of the earth after a few dates if they arent interested, yet the harp about how important "honesty" and "being able to talk about your feelings" is important to them. they say they have no time for "games" and "childish b.s." but that's exactly what they do to you?

6. I hate how women can knock a guy that has a fetish(say like a foot fetish or thinks girls in heels is sexy) but I'm supposed to be down with their fetish of "pretending like you're raping me during sex". ummmm what? that's not weird but my turnons are? if women are so worried about guys they don't know raping them then where does this weird ass fetish come from? most of them have it to!

7. if you and I are dating and then you pop up out of the blue dating someone else and changing your relationship status on facebook, don't get mad when I delete you, delete your number, cut all contact with you and then you come ask the dumbass question of "why did you delete me? you're a jerk! why can't we be friends? you're so immature!". no, i'm not immature, I just think you are a ***** and can go fvck yourself.

8. i hate women that expect me to invest alot of money in a first date when i don't know if i'm going to get a second one or not. maybe you'll get your fancy dinner down the road, but you haven't done sh!t to deserve a trip to Mcdonald's yet so i don't know why they think they're entitled to it from the get go. if that's the case then i'm entitled to some ass, how about that?

9. I hate women that try to be like one of the guys. it's a turnoff. i think a woman that wears boots, tries to dress like a guy, wants to sit around and watch football and eat cheeto's with me and my friends is disgusting. you don't see me wanting to wear a dress, put on makeup and be one of the girls do you?

10. I hate hot women with fat friends.

There's my top 10 list so far.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Robert28 said:
10. I hate hot women with fat friends.
You need a wingman like me, when I'm off my head on alcohol, I'll take a fattie for the team.
 

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perseverance said:
You need a wingman like me, when I'm off my head on alcohol, I'll take a fattie for the team.
can you handle 2 or more fatties at a time?lol the hot women travel in packs of 2 fatties or MORE around here!
 

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Robert28 said:
can you handle 2 or more fatties at a time?lol the hot women travel in packs of 2 fatties or MORE around here!
Haha, I got you too, man. I did it a few months back for a friend... wasn't even half bad...

Although the mental images I'm getting right now sure are...
 
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can you handle 2 or more fatties at a time?lol the hot women travel in packs of 2 fatties or MORE around here!
I'll handle what you throw at me, my friend, don't you worry about that.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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