Number_One
Don Juan
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Your right hand, try it, it's brilliant!
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
The paradox is that until you've had sex your goal in life is to merely have sex. Only once you've had sex and realise "that was it" can you properly get greater goals.ElStud said:I need something to replace the want for p*ssy. Something that feels as great as masturbating but isn't. Having a goal that is nothing but sex get's boring. There has to be something greater in life than women. I need something that can replace, heck, give me a greater feeling than always wanting girls.
x2bigjohnson said:Heroin maybe?
Despite advice to the contrary, you're right ElStud. It's not healthy for your life to be about girls, and even less healthy to obsess about "getting laid." Who freaking cares. There's no such thing as a male virgin. And it's easy to tell that this is on your mind a lot, judging by the number of threads you start here...ElStud said:So girls are all to your life you're saying. More than girls is what I'm looking for. Like something else that gives a better satisfaction. I don't want girls to be all my life is.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
ElStud said:I need something to replace the want for p*ssy. Something that feels as great as masturbating but isn't. Having a goal that is nothing but sex get's boring. There has to be something greater in life than women. I need something that can replace, heck, give me a greater feeling than always wanting girls.
ElStud said:I need something to replace the want for p*ssy. Something that feels as great as masturbating but isn't.
Why re you in school? Just for the hell of it?ElStud said:Well pretty much. Look for something that basically gives me a better feeling than p*ssy would and is more worth my time. Something that can occupy my time so that I'm NOT always thinking about girls.
Yes I'm in still school.
a better feeling than a ***** ?ElStud said:Well pretty much. Look for something that basically gives me a better feeling than p*ssy would and is more worth my time. Something that can occupy my time so that I'm NOT always thinking about girls.
Yes I'm in still school.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Dude, there's enough to go around. Hahahah. Sorry but it just sounded so wrong.theunflushables said:Damn! Bigjohnson beat me to Heroin.
Yeh, totally. Sex is good but it IS overrated. It should be at the side of your life, not in the middle.The paradox is that until you've had sex your goal in life is to merely have sex. Only once you've had sex and realise "that was it" can you properly get greater goals.