"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Something I learned playing GTA 4

Blackmm

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In the game, you can date several women at a time. You do typical things like eating, drinking, shooting pool, etc. Everything ends with sex at her place. You get certain perks from certain girls (health boost, clothing discounts, freedom from cop trouble).

What I am getting at is that even with all this pvssy and benefits available to you, most of the time you are flying helicopters, driving fast cars, completing hit missions and doing other exciting things for yourself. You only date to keep the girl on your team for your benefit.

Sounds like the attitude you need to have in real life, less the crime and killing.:up:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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KontrollerX

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LOL, yeah the game does teach good life lessons like that.

Also it teaches to have a tight knit group of close friends or family if possible because if you let just anyone into your life they could turn out to be a government agent ready to testify against you ala Michelle a.k.a Karen. :crackup:

Yeah though Roman and Malorie are pretty good friends to Nikko in the game as well Roman is his cousin. Many of the posters on this site could use Roman as a model to see if they actually have any true friends in their lives. Sure Roman can be a bit cowardly but at least he is loyal and that is what seperates him from many Sosuavers friends whom I've read about during my time here.
 

I.A.F.Y.B.

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r0cky said:
You guys are such nerds.
Yeah I guess you're right, we should take helicopter flying lessons.
Why not? Wouldn't it be fun to fly a helicopter and ejoy the view. If it's not your thing then, fine something else to learn or do.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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500_W00P

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A don juan isn't afraid to fall in love. He's not afraid to care about a girl. You guys are truely misguided, its not always about manipulation of the female or getting what you can "get" from her.
In fact if you are genuinely interested in her then you can run your game even smoother than if you were just putting up with her. It makes the mind games more fun.
k thx
bye
 

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0mg @s !f u play v!de0 g@mez!!! lolz


Haha nice idea :p
 

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I learned from playing GTA that it bored the hell out of me. It's just not that much fun going on a virtual date to the bowling alley followed by a virtual car wash WTF! I traded it for LEGO Indy and never looked back, bring on the LEGO Batman......
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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SinJester

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Lol!
 
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