"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Something I learned playing GTA 4

Blackmm

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In the game, you can date several women at a time. You do typical things like eating, drinking, shooting pool, etc. Everything ends with sex at her place. You get certain perks from certain girls (health boost, clothing discounts, freedom from cop trouble).

What I am getting at is that even with all this pvssy and benefits available to you, most of the time you are flying helicopters, driving fast cars, completing hit missions and doing other exciting things for yourself. You only date to keep the girl on your team for your benefit.

Sounds like the attitude you need to have in real life, less the crime and killing.:up:
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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KontrollerX

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LOL, yeah the game does teach good life lessons like that.

Also it teaches to have a tight knit group of close friends or family if possible because if you let just anyone into your life they could turn out to be a government agent ready to testify against you ala Michelle a.k.a Karen. :crackup:

Yeah though Roman and Malorie are pretty good friends to Nikko in the game as well Roman is his cousin. Many of the posters on this site could use Roman as a model to see if they actually have any true friends in their lives. Sure Roman can be a bit cowardly but at least he is loyal and that is what seperates him from many Sosuavers friends whom I've read about during my time here.
 

I.A.F.Y.B.

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r0cky said:
You guys are such nerds.
Yeah I guess you're right, we should take helicopter flying lessons.
Why not? Wouldn't it be fun to fly a helicopter and ejoy the view. If it's not your thing then, fine something else to learn or do.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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A don juan isn't afraid to fall in love. He's not afraid to care about a girl. You guys are truely misguided, its not always about manipulation of the female or getting what you can "get" from her.
In fact if you are genuinely interested in her then you can run your game even smoother than if you were just putting up with her. It makes the mind games more fun.
k thx
bye
 

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0mg @s !f u play v!de0 g@mez!!! lolz


Haha nice idea :p
 

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I learned from playing GTA that it bored the hell out of me. It's just not that much fun going on a virtual date to the bowling alley followed by a virtual car wash WTF! I traded it for LEGO Indy and never looked back, bring on the LEGO Batman......
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Lol!
 
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