"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Someone hook me up with a good workout plan plz!

Luke_0209

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Well guys im pretty new to the whole workout thing, can someone with experience plz help me!

I'm really motivated to work on my arms more then anything else. I know that you can't just work on one part of you're body you have to spread it out.

I'm 5'11, about 150 pounds. I go to the local gym and they have everything there so if their is some types of free weight exercises you know about that would help let me know!

Basically guys just give me a summary of all different types of workouts and different things that worked for you... even tell me about the things that didnt do I wont make those mistakes!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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