"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I was out today with some friends and we started playing a game called "Somebody should..." It's basically a rant about things in general that it would be great if somebody did something to help fix the problem (or at least make it easier to deal with).


Somebody should create a place where only single people without young children could hang out and meet.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Nah, I don't agree with that.


It would be too borring..... Plus I bet you know that I believe there are no single women out there. At least none that a healthy and single. I preffer a girl that is married, have a boyfriend, or is a lesbian.
 

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Docs said:
Somebody should solve the problem to red lights.


SOLVED. Get a bicycle. Then you can blow those on the side or side walk. No problems. I even blew one with cop waiting for red light. :crackup:

*****es.
 

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djSlvt said:
SOLVED. Get a bicycle. Then you can blow those on the side or side walk. No problems. I even blew one with cop waiting for red light. :crackup:

*****es.
You're annoying.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Somebody should tell women that although they may be comfortable, flip-flops aren't sexy.
 

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actually I kinda dig flip flops on the right girl.. she has to have pretty feet though
 

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backbreaker said:
actually I kinda dig flip flops on the right girl.. she has to have pretty feet though
I don't know, have you ever really watched women walk in those things? I think it's far from sexy, even petite women seem to lumber about in those things.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Someone should wait for someone else to make things happen.
 

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Vulpine said:
Someone should wait for someone else to make things happen.
Hey! You're giving away the message of this thread!!!! :cuss:
 

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Nighthawk said:
...clone Elvis
They did - he was DJ'ing at an event on saturday that i bartended for. should have seen him play the air gitar.......he had it all - the leather pants, the shoes, the hair....everything.
 

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Francisco d'Anconia said:
I don't know, have you ever really watched women walk in those things? I think it's far from sexy, even petite women seem to lumber about in those things.

okay let me put it this way... when girl says "pick what you want me to wear today", I'm not rushing for the flip flops or anything, but just walking around.. i've seen worse.

what's bad is women who don't take care of their feet who wear flip flops
 

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backbreaker said:
actually I kinda dig flip flops on the right girl.. she has to have pretty feet though

Word I dig flip flops :eek:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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So do you guys dig flip-flops or is it really women's feet?
 

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women's feet IN flip flops

(how did we start a post about flip flops)

I do have a foot fetish however, I admit that much
 

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Sombody should change the topic of what somebody should do about flip-flops.
 

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what's a gator shoe?


someone should ban women who don't give head
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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