Some thing advice needed here?

[oneboy21]

OK , i got a hand writing sample from a bar tender, had a good conv with her while she was working. where to take from here ?
she gave me her email address, i told her i am going to write my opinion on her hand writing to her email.

 

[Joe Stud]

Lets see, handwriting analysis on your hot barmaid? ...
*You are a real go getter, fast paced & ambitous (works at a bar).
*You are sought after by many males.. for friendship AND for romance & lust (most decent looking bar maids have their own following).
* You are unhappy with the current males that are after you (she's single).
* You are super flirtatious, super approachable (bar business).
* You seek a job with more money, but have a problem leaving your current occupation because you enjoy it
* You are very sought after by friends (male & female) for your inate ability to give good love advice (bartender)
* You are wise beyond your years, but choose not to flaunt it.
* You were once hurt in love, and it makes you very cautious & choosy about men (good bet, shes single in an occupation where theres tons of men).
* You are an optimist... always look at the good side. Glass is half full.
* You love a good meal, a good hot bath, and a quiet night snuggled up in bed with a book.
* You relate more with men than women... and many times you find that women are slow to warm up to you (most hotties have this situation).
* You are a bit materialistic, because you like to spoil yourself with nice things.
* You have no problem competing with men, and you usually outperform them.
* You secretly wish you were closer to your family.
* You will meet a guy soon, that will appear to be just another one of the guys, but as you get to know him, you will find him to be deep, and totally in-tuned with you. The sexual attraction will come slowly, but once it gets off the ground, it will be phenomenal!

Okay, now that I did your homework for ya, go earn some $$ so you can tip her well, and keep the dialog going.

 

[Allurre]

If you're going to opine on her handwriting, keep it short and funny.

Then, set up a date. Don't ask, tell her you'll be making your next coffee fix at starbucks on...xxxxxxxxx

Come join me. It'll be fun I've got something interesting to tell you about your handwriting.

 

[Bible_Belt]

Bar maids flirt for a living, so keep that in mind. Don't be crushed if she is not interested in you outside of work. Women who work for tips will often feign affection to get a bigger tip. I'm not saying they're all impossible...but just have thick skin about it.

 

[She_feelin_Me]

Okay, now that I did your homework for ya, go earn some $$ so you can tip her well, and keep the dialog going.

Man I hope you was joking with that line....

 

[Joe Stud]

Nevermind pickin at me she... how about steppin up and just give the man some advice. BTW, when I go out, I dont worry about every cent I spend... I throw some $$ around. and I get all kinds of azz. Shes there to make a living, has her choice of men, and shes not gonna be impressed with you for being a hoarding cheapskate.