"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Some sort of strange...incest thing... idunno

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We'll today i went to a family party today and a chick who's in my class shows up and it turns out she's my second or third cousin or something. She's pretty hot and i had been trying to get her a little at school. We cracked some jokes and we had to take a family picture and she stood in front of me. Lets just say there was a little pelvic relations...enough to give me a stiffy anyway.I told my male cousin and wingman and he told me he had the same ideas about her. The point is im dying the f*ck her. I've danced with her before. Im from the Bahamas and i think you Americans call it juking or perreo or something like that. Anyway, look 'em up on youtube and youll see what i mean. What would you guys do?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Sachiel

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Your cousin? Doesn't matter how she's related, I would not be the one to go after a relative. Imagine if she was your sister. Would you still be interested? I doubt it. There are plenty of other girls out there, so its unnecessary for you to look to your extended family.

Take my advice or leave it. That's just my take.
 
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Lil Magic said:
The point is im dying the f*ck her
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No, the point is you're f*cked in the head. Where do you freaks come from seriously?
 
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KontrollerX

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If she is willing then go for it.

Its not your sister after all.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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As long as she is not you're first cousin it should be ok. Even though I tried to put moves on my first cousin back when I was 14 or so :p
 
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Grand Wizzard Alamar

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If she's hot, you don't want a relationship and you're sure it'll work, go for it!
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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just so suave

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:nono: I'd friendzone her straight away.

You must be gutted though, because its seems you liked her and then now you've found out your related.

Plenty more fish...
 
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