"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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some of you guys are sick PERVERTS. good riddance sosuave

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i just wanna look like Razor Ramon
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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BelleSing94 said:
..I started feeling like there really were some genuine, nice guys around.

this site is for recovering nice guys who don't want to be emotional tampons.
i'm sure you're aware of this, and further, i'm confident you wouldn't want to date the proverbial "nice" guy. so what's the fuss about not finding nice guys on here?


BelleSing94 said:
Then he asked me for a pic and I was like sure why not so I sent him one. After that...ugh. His messages got more sexual and wayyy creepier
What kind of guy sends shirtless photos and pics of his d1ck to girls HALF his age online? Ewww!!!!!
he was just messing around. btw, women like older men, you know it, so i don't see why you're acting surprised.
 

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BelleSing94 said:
It was then that I clicked on his profile and realized he is 43 YEARS OLD. Gross!

What kind of guy sends shirtless photos and pics of his d1ck to girls HALF his age online? Ewww!!!!!
Um I would. Being a more mature guy results in the majority of women I associate with being younger. Not always by half my years but that has happened.

i also note this on your profile Tr0ll b1tch:

Join Date: Apr 2013
Posts: 17


Now Im LMFAO!
 

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Sigh, one post and people start arguing. Yeah it's a shame, yeah it might be gross, and yeah it makes the rest of the guys here look bad, but as was said before, you ARE on a board of this nature.
Either way, guys don't fight over a girl.
Moral of this thread: don't send a photo to anyone who wants to lick honey off your nipples. Or whatever.

edit: just realized the honey nipples came after the photo.
moral of the thread: don't send photos to anyone on this board if you're not prepared for nipple licking.
but seriously like what do you expect?
probably not honey nipple licking, though, I guess.
I'm sorry, was that a direct quote? Was that actually said? That's too funny.
 

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We do not even know if the story is true cuz we have only heard one side of it and some are here to rescue her? Com'on dafaq is wrong with you. It's like all that studying of Pook and other people is gone to a waste just cuz she said she is a "girl" "pvssy" "vagina".
This just proved how many of you are still AFC and are giving advice to others cuz u read more than they did.

IF this chick has been wronged why not paste screen shots to actually show what happened? You will take her word over this NN who is a top contributor. Doesn't matter what he said or how evolved his game is, we need his side as well. If he actually did something like this, it just means "Knowing of the material is not enough we must apply".

Until we have screen shots, messages to prove, both of them are innocent and also for all we know she was leading him?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Here's the deal. This guy, NN, went a little overboard. Ok so what, he's dumb and his game needs a lot of work. This chick on the other hand....wtf is her deal? Attention?

Who cares if some old creepy guy decides to send a pic of his ****? really? Guarantee you were insinuating something then this guy NN, not much of a smooth character I agree, jumps on it and sends you a d!ck pic. So fvcking what? Throw it in the trash can and move on. You know what I feel sorry for, is the sorry son of a ***** who ends up laying this broad. What a bunch of sh!t he has to deal with. And btw, guarantee she pulls this sh!t all the time. Loves to play the victim. Best way she can get attention from guys.

Chicks like this turn good guys into *******s.

And thank you for leaving, you are never welcome back here again.
 

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I believe op is a fake account from naughty ninja which is doing an other prank to us.
 

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Strong words. U mad? Anytime you want to pay me a visit, feel free. I live right in Valenica CA.

Funny how you can dish it out, but anyone says anything back to you? You tip over like.....like an annoyed like girl. Which you are. :cheer:

Yeah...ok..i am going to go book a ticket and fly all the way over the Pacific Ocean to meet some butthurt AFC stranger to fight him....hahahaha...you keep hanging yourself man...
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I wonder if Ninja will post the pics for all to see?
 

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If we'd put as much energy from fighting each other into improving ourselves, we wouldn't even need to be on this site... (sorry Mods not trying to take anything away from SS).
 

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pickled eggs for 2

The first stage of pickling is to hard-boil the eggs that you will be using. In a two-quart or larger pan, place your eggs in a single layer. Cover the eggs with no more than one inch over the top of the eggs. Place a lid on the pan and bring to a boil over medium heat. Once the eggs have reached a full boiling point, remove them from the heat and let them cook. Do not remove the lid. Leave the eggs in the hot water for 15 – 18 minutes.

When the cooking time is complete, drain the hot water and cover eggs immediately with cold water and a few ice cubes. Leave the eggs in the cold water until they are thoroughly cooled. To make the eggs easier to peel, pierce the larger end with a needle before boiling.

Pickled Eggs Jar

Step 2: Pickling the eggs

When would a pickled egg be used? There are some who like to eat pickled eggs as a stand-alone snack. Often times they are used to enhance the flavors of sandwiches or salads. The pickling process allows one to enjoy a tasty treat while still maintaining the nutritional benefits of the egg. Keep in mind that even though the eggs do not have to be refrigerated once pickled, it is recommended for home pickled eggs. If they were left out at room temperature for too long, botulism could occur.

The second stage of pickling an egg is the pickling process itself. This is where your own tastes come into play. The basic ingredient for pickling is vinegar. Add to a 2-quart pan a pint of pickling vinegar (spiced or un-spiced). Let the vinegar heat up and cook gently for about an hour. Leave the lid on so that the fumes do not irritate the eyes of those in the house.

Pickled Eggs

Place the peeled hard-boiled eggs in a sealing glass jar. Pour the vinegar solution over the eggs and seal the jar. Place the jar of eggs into the refrigerator and leave for at least two weeks before eating. To keep track of the dates, use a marker or label to indicate the date made. After the two weeks has past, you are ready to enjoy your healthy and tasty treats.

Step 3: Enjoy your creations!

Now that you know how to pickle the eggs, here are some of the more popular recipes. The great thing is that there are many recipes to choose from or you can come up with your own so that it is more personable. Below are the three most popular pickled eggs recipes.
 

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I suspected this was a story made up by a forum member who joined for this reason. For example, would this girl really have been exchanging pictures with NN privately before clicking on his profile or reading his age? And seriously, would anyone try to pick up a girl on SS??

cordoncordon said:
As a woman...
I knew it!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Once again I point out that every time a woman posts on here, we turn against each other.
 

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Really? This should be good. On my way.
 

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Danger said:
LOL isn't that the truth.

Thank Captain Cordon, King of the White Knights!

Apologizing on behalf of men everywhere!
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bigneil said:
I suspected this was a story made up by a forum member who joined for this reason. For example, would this girl really have been exchanging pictures with NN privately before clicking on his profile or reading his age? And seriously, would anyone try to pick up a girl on SS??


I knew it!
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zinc4 said:
Yeah...ok..i am going to go book a ticket and fly all the way over the Pacific Ocean to meet some butthurt AFC stranger to fight him....hahahaha...you keep hanging yourself man...
Like I said, keep visiting the brothels you love to frequent in China or Vietnam or Thailand or whatever buttfawk country you are from. Or better yet go pick up some more skanks so they can leave you in the middle of a date, holding your 2 inch cawk in your hand, while you mutter to yourself "I am a tornado"! while you jack yourself off. I hear lady boys are popular too where you're from. But, you know all about that...don't you? :)

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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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