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Master Don Juan
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i just wanna look like Razor Ramon
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
BelleSing94 said:..I started feeling like there really were some genuine, nice guys around.
he was just messing around. btw, women like older men, you know it, so i don't see why you're acting surprised.BelleSing94 said:Then he asked me for a pic and I was like sure why not so I sent him one. After that...ugh. His messages got more sexual and wayyy creepier
What kind of guy sends shirtless photos and pics of his d1ck to girls HALF his age online? Ewww!!!!!
Um I would. Being a more mature guy results in the majority of women I associate with being younger. Not always by half my years but that has happened.BelleSing94 said:It was then that I clicked on his profile and realized he is 43 YEARS OLD. Gross!
What kind of guy sends shirtless photos and pics of his d1ck to girls HALF his age online? Ewww!!!!!
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
cordoncordon said:Strong words. U mad? Anytime you want to pay me a visit, feel free. I live right in Valenica CA.
Funny how you can dish it out, but anyone says anything back to you? You tip over like.....like an annoyed like girl. Which you are. :cheer:
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
I knew it!cordoncordon said:As a woman...
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Giovanni Casanova did and married her.bigneil said:And seriously, would anyone try to pick up a girl on SS??
...and it wasn't even a real woman this time. Atom, get your ass into the Mod forum so we can discuss the scenarioAtom Smasher said:Once again I point out that every time a woman posts on here, we turn against each other.
http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/4816/plzstoppost.jpgDanger said:LOL isn't that the truth.
Thank Captain Cordon, King of the White Knights!
Apologizing on behalf of men everywhere!
http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/4816/plzstoppost.jpgbigneil said:I suspected this was a story made up by a forum member who joined for this reason. For example, would this girl really have been exchanging pictures with NN privately before clicking on his profile or reading his age? And seriously, would anyone try to pick up a girl on SS??
I knew it!
Like I said, keep visiting the brothels you love to frequent in China or Vietnam or Thailand or whatever buttfawk country you are from. Or better yet go pick up some more skanks so they can leave you in the middle of a date, holding your 2 inch cawk in your hand, while you mutter to yourself "I am a tornado"! while you jack yourself off. I hear lady boys are popular too where you're from. But, you know all about that...don't you?zinc4 said:Yeah...ok..i am going to go book a ticket and fly all the way over the Pacific Ocean to meet some butthurt AFC stranger to fight him....hahahaha...you keep hanging yourself man...
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.